Willy

[Bernard]

I've got a little WILLY i put it in my BUM! Me and my bum have all kinds of fun. Me and my willy are really old friends. Water popped out where my willy hole ends. SIlly old willy, look what you,ve done! You've got water in my friendly old bum. My willys silly and a little bit dumb and my bum needs a blums'cos a blums tastes yum! Willy bum bum bum bum. Enough about my willy and more about my bum! I can fit my friendly old thumb, right in my bum when i do a little fart. Air popped out where my bum hole starts. I found a wasp, put it in my bum. Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb. Silly old wasp, look what you've done. Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum. Willy bum bum willy willy bum bum. Willy bum bum bum bum bum bum. Enough about my bum more about my willy! My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly. My friendly old bum is covered in frost. My bum got stung by a cross old wasp. Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun. How should i fix my cold old bum? Go outside and put my bum in the sun and my bum got burnt and then begun singing... Willy bum bum willy willy bum bum willy bum bum willy willy bum bum willy bum bum bum bum. WASP! Silly old willy and a burnt old bum out in the sun with my pants undone. Where are my plums? Did they get lost? It's all your fault you smelly old wasp! Let's get drunk, I said to my bum. It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue. My greedy old bum said ''I want some!'' Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum. Willy bum bum willy willy bum bum willy bum bum willy willy bum bum willy bum bum willy willy bum bum! Willy bum bum bum bum!

I'm in the wrong part of youtube again...

[Cole]

I don't see a problem with this story

[Zithium]

Were your keywords "willy" & "bum"?....

[koshinator]

I thought you meant willy (willie)from duck dynasty hahahaha, huehuehue qq

[Bernard]

Were your keywords "willy" & "bum"?....

nope, friend showed me this

[Arhk]

I heard you like willys.
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[Justin]

Could have put into paragraphs but alas it is the weird and wonderful world of youtube has not disappointed.

[Azathᴏth]

Watch me do in 2 sentences what took you a paragraph.

"I like shoving dicks and wasps into my asshole. I also enjoy giving my asshole frostbite and sunburn".

[Justin]

Watch me do in 2 sentences what took you a paragraph.

"I like shoving dicks and wasps into my asshole. I also enjoy giving my asshole frostbite and sunburn".

Now I prefer the immaturity of the paragraph!

[Dreamer]

Why is this paragraph so straight?

[Azathᴏth]

Now I prefer the immaturity of the paragraph!

I prefer the shock value and bluntness of my rendition.

[Hux]

Why is this paragraph so straight?

it sounds ridiculously straight.

[Mega Man]

willy = penis
bum = ass
this sounds british, and incredibly straight.

[StaticHS]

I wonder if anyone just searched it after they saw willy & bum.