Get your first girlfriend or... boyfriend.

[Obama]

I can't believe I fucking supported you, stop being so ignorant Mr. President.

I didn't know they let mentally retarded 11 year olds vote. :0 New law?

[TinyWeeWee]

You: Hello, this is Omegle customer support. We have had recent complaints of abuse by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. In your last conversation, you said:
“Hello. Are you a little boy? I’m a 40-year-old fag who lives in my mom’s basement. I would like to invite you to a webcam chat. Also, no clothes on while we’re doing our little session, ok? Hehehehe. Don’t be afraid, you can trust me! I’ll be your uncle!”

The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.
Stranger: I like slightly chubby girls
You: Your previous conversation tells otherwise.
Stranger: HAhahahahaa
You: It seems you're more interested in little boys.
Stranger: What the fuckkk
Stranger: FUCK you
Stranger: seems like your more interested in lying
You: Oh, fuck me?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: I'm afraid you'll be receiving a lot of anal rape
Stranger: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
You: in priso
You: n
Stranger: SUCK A DICK
Stranger: WHY?
Stranger: HM?
You: ass fucking is just a few hours away
You: gay ass
Stranger: YOUR A NOT A COP
You: have a good day, miss.

[Inna]

I didn't know they let mentally retarded 11 year olds vote. :0 New law?

Teh whole thing is a chat site.

[gbitz]

Gotta love a good troll. Here's this girl, from UK. She ended up giving me her myspace. UGH HERE'S HER PIC:



Myspace= MySpace.com - Chloeflirt. - 99 - Female - Thats what im talking about, UK - www.myspace.com/chloebruton /shudder

Stranger: 18/f/uk
You: 16/m/usa
Stranger: alrite
You: wanna cyber me up baby
Stranger: shouldnt u be at school?
You: not at 10:31
You: shouldnt you be too?
Stranger: nah i go to college
You: oh
You: well im no jailbait so are you hot. would i want to fap to you
You: or what
Stranger: fap??
You: like you got any pics
Stranger: www.myspace/com/chloebruton
You: The page cannot be found
You: fail
Stranger: .com not /
You: youre 18?
Stranger: yh y?
You: just uh... asking

[gbitz]

Oops double post OH WELL.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, this is Omegle customer support. We have had recent complaints of abuse by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. In your last conversation, you said:
“Hello. Are you a little boy? I’m a 40-year-old fag who lives in my mom’s basement. I would like to invite you to a webcam chat. Also, no clothes on while we’re doing our little session, ok? Hehehehe. Don’t be afriad, you can trust me! I’ll be your uncle!”

The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.
Stranger: idiot
You: Have you read and understood the previous message?
Stranger: looks like your time is worth nothing
You: I am now reporting you to the authorities not only for luring under age children into siliciting inappropriate pictures, but also for harassment.
Stranger: pathetic
You: Says the ****** on omegle
You: BITCH
You: YOU WANNA GO?
You: I SLIT YO THROAT
You: BEFORE DA AUTHORITIES GET TO YOU
You: YOU WANNA FUCKING GO
You: HUH
You: HUH
You: HUH
You: HUHHUHHUHHUHHUH
You: HUHHUHHUH
You: HUH
You: HUH
You: HUH
You: HUH
You: HUH
You: HUH
You: HUH
You: Yeah
You: Dat right nigga
You: nuthin
Stranger: i'll be happy to wait for them
You: IU SAID ME BITCH
You: I SLIOT YOUR THROAT
You: NOT POELPE
You: I FAWKIN KILL YOU
Stranger: you are such a loser
You: NO
You: IM A WINNER
You: I WINNED
You: CAWZ
You: IM GONNA RIP YO BALLS OFF AND SHOVE EM DOWN YO THROAT
Stranger: mentally disabled
Stranger: how sad
You: NO
You: I FAWKIN KILL YOU HO
You: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
You: WHO YOU ARE
You: WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
You: i know who little billy is
You: May we flashback to your exact saying of "UGHH IT'S ALL OVER MY BODY"
You: You sick bastard
You: You probably have billy chained up right next to you
You: LET HIM GO
You: PLEEEEASE
You: you still there?

[x.navi.x]

Go to Omegle XD
There u can get your first Boyfriend(???) or girlfriend hehehe



U talk to totally strangers

im guessing you sit online and rub yourself raw huh? go outside and shoot the shit with random girls dumbass. what would you do even if you talked to a bitch on the internet? HAVE CYBER SEX?! ******.


carry on.

[ClapBangKiss]

adultfriendfinder ftw

[Sjoerd]

im guessing you sit online and rub yourself raw huh? go outside and shoot the shit with random girls dumbass. what would you do even if you talked to a bitch on the internet? HAVE CYBER SEX?! ******.


carry on.

stfuuu i dont use it for myself.

[Obama]

im guessing you sit online and rub yourself raw huh? go outside and shoot the shit with random girls dumbass. what would you do even if you talked to a bitch on the internet? HAVE CYBER SEX?! ******.


carry on.

Your so mean.. Stop it

[Sjoerd]

just bc s/he is a troll : @
and s/he is denying it.

[[MPGH]EndRiT]

im guessing you sit online and rub yourself raw huh? go outside and shoot the shit with random girls dumbass. what would you do even if you talked to a bitch on the internet? HAVE CYBER SEX?! ******.


carry on.

Tell me that made you laugh

[ClapBangKiss]

bah im using omegle now and talking to weird people LOL

[Obama]

bah im using omegle now and talking to weird people LOL

Your asian. Its okai

[ClapBangKiss]

Your asian. Its okai

well i'm talking to an australian

and -__- u make it sound like being asian is bad.

[Obama]

well i'm talking to an australian

and -__- u make it sound like being asian is bad.

Yes, yes it is.