What is the WORST joke you know?

[Tall kiwi]

To be clear, worst as in the most racist, NSFW joke you know.

This is pretty bad but I did laugh.

So this boy walks in on his dad masturbating in front of the computer and asks "Dad, what are you doing?"
The dad replies "I'm masturbating. Don't worry, you will be doing it soon too"
"But why?"
"Because my arm is getting tired"

Share yours

[Music.]

lolol, that made me giggle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side if the street

[Tall kiwi]

lolol, that made me giggle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side if the street

That actually made me lol. Just because it is the oldest in the world

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Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?

So that if it's a stillborn they can make soup.

[Bernard]

That actually made me lol. Just because it is the oldest in the world

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Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?

So that if it's a stillborn they can make soup.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

[Lehsyrus]

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's worse than ten dead babies in a basket? One dead baby in ten baskets.

What's the difference between me having a dead baby and a ferrari in my garage? I don't own a ferrari.

What did the mother say when her baby fell down the stairs? Finally, the crying stopped.

What is red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas? Cancer.

How are babies and old people similar? Both are fun to chuck out of moving cars.

What bounces up and down at a hundred miles an hour? A baby tied to the back of my truck.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.


I have more but I am getting lazy.

[Tall kiwi]

What did the mother say when her baby fell down the stairs? Finally, the crying stopped.

Do you know whats funny? A few months ago on the news, a couple had a child and the grandma was holding it and accidently tripped and fell 7meters WITH the baby still in her hands. The grandma died but the baby survived. How bad is that

[joecabulary]

what do you call a nosey pepper? JALAPENO BUSINESS.

[Mega Man]

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Heard it in middle school, messed up racist black joke is messed up.

[Bernard]

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Heard it in middle school, messed up racist black joke is messed up.

Lmfao, love that one.

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

What do black people do? They shoot, steal and run.

[InCognito]

What do you do when you see your TV floating at night?
Shoot the ******.

Why are ******s getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot.

Whats the difference between a ****** and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

What do you do when you see your TV floating at night?
Shoot the ******.

Why are ******s getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot.

Whats the difference between a ****** and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

What will happen if all black people go to the moon? Problem solved and it will be extremely dark at night

[iSmexy]

Whats Faster then a ****** running with your T.V
His Brother with the VCR

What's the difference between dog shit and ******s?
When dog shit gets old it turns White

Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
From the mace

How do you drown a black preson?
Pop their lips.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basket ball. ( or a Bucket of KFC )

[Bernard]

I find these entertaining...

[iSmexy]

this makes me laught
play them both at the same time