-Trolled- Hostgator

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[Initial Question]:
(6:16 am) [System] Customer has entered chat and is waiting for an agent.
(6:18 am) [Danielle F.] Welcome to HostGator LiveChat. I'd be glad to assist you today.
(6:18 am) [Danielle F.] How are you, John?
(6:18 am) [John Trollsten]: I'm great, how are you?
(6:19 am) [John Trollsten]: You there sweety?
(6:20 am) [Danielle F.] Yes, I am here, John.
(6:20 am) [Danielle F.] What would you like to discuss about VPS hosting?
(6:20 am) [John Trollsten]: Oh, I'm sorry.
(6:20 am) [John Trollsten]: I am looking for a host for a new website
(6:20 am) [John Trollsten]: I'm new to this though
(6:21 am) [Danielle F.] That's alright. May I ask why you are interested in the VPS plan over our shared solutions?
(6:21 am) [John Trollsten]: It's easier for me to comprehend
(6:21 am) [John Trollsten]: I am a slightly older gentleman, so I am very confused on a lot of this type of stuff.
(6:22 am) [John Trollsten]: My grandson told me to get a VPS to start
(6:22 am) [Danielle F.] The VPS plan is a container on a server. It acts as a separate server but has limited resources. The VPS level 3 is only about as powerful as a smart phone. We typically suggest new users start with a shared plan unless you'll need a VPS to run something not supported on the shared plans.
(6:22 am) [John Trollsten]: Alright, do you have any suggestions on what to get for myself?
(6:22 am) [John Trollsten]: I need something to handle a site that can hold plenty of pictures and users.
(6:24 am) [Danielle F.] Our shared plans can definitely handle that. They have unlimited disk space and bandwidth.
(6:24 am) [John Trollsten]: What's a bandwidth? I'm sorry..
(6:25 am) [John Trollsten]: Like I said, I am an older gentleman but I asked my grandson how I go about getting a www. set up.
(6:27 am) [Danielle F.] Bandwidth is the way the information transmitted is measured.
(6:27 am) [John Trollsten]: Ohh, ok. So can this handle what I need to do?
(6:29 am) [Danielle F.] Yes, typically what determines how much traffic a site can handle is how well optimized it is.
(6:29 am) [Danielle F.] We have a few guides for optimizing the popular content management systems, *********, Joomla, and Magento.
(6:30 am) [John Trollsten]: I need something to handle high-resolution pictures and videos along with an influx of members.
(6:31 am) [John Trollsten]: I need to make a sight for meeting young, hot singles.
(6:31 am) [Danielle F.] Yes, that will not be a problem. This is our information on traffic. (there was a website here )
Many users decide to start with a shared plan, and then upgrade to a VPS later. We offer assistance with the move.
(6:32 am) [John Trollsten]: I'm an older man, I need to meet some hot, young meat. That's why I'm making this site.
(6:32 am) [John Trollsten]: My wife died ages ago.
(6:32 am) [Danielle F.] I'm sorry to hear that. We definitely have many similar sites hosted on our shared plans.
(6:32 am) [John Trollsten]: Ok, so how much am I paying?
(6:33 am) [John Trollsten]: Maybe I'll see you on my new sight?
(6:33 am) [Danielle F.] The shared plan I suggest is the Baby plan, so you can host multiple domain names if you like.
(6:34 am) [John Trollsten]: Ok, sounds good my domain will probably be xxxeroticsingles.com
(6:34 am) [John Trollsten]: Is that ok?
(6:35 am) [Danielle F.] Yes, that's fine as long as the domain is not registered already.
(6:35 am) [John Trollsten]: That's great. How much is the Babby plan?
(6:36 am) [Danielle F.] The Baby plan is only $9.95 per month. There is a 20% off discount on the first invoice, so ordering a longer time period will maximize the value of the coupon.
(6:37 am) [John Trollsten]: I'll order it for 12 months.
(6:37 am) [John Trollsten]: Just as long as my package.
(6:37 am) [John Trollsten]: I'll be sure to look out for you on xxxeroticsingles.com
(6:37 am) [John Trollsten]: Thanks for all your help!
(6:37 am) [Geoffrey C.] has entered the chat. OH FUCK. WILD POKEMON APPEARED!
(6:38 am) [John Trollsten]: Hi there Geoffrey.
(6:38 am) [Geoffrey C.] Hello John, my name is Geoffrey and I'm with the quality department here at Hostgator. Did you have any other hosting related questions I could assist you with?
(6:39 am) [John Trollsten]: Oh, uhm. Was I transferred?
(6:40 am) [John Trollsten]: Well anyway, I was talking with your co-worker about making a sight for meeting hot, young meat.
(6:40 am) [John Trollsten]: Can your plans handle my demands??
(6:41 am) [Geoffrey C.] I wanted to inform you we will not tolerate innuendos of the nature you are employing in this chat if you wish further assistance. If you have any other hosting related questions, i'd be happy to assist.
(6:41 am) [John Trollsten]: I'm sorry sir, if it's the name of my site... then that's too bad.
(6:41 am) [John Trollsten]: I really want that site name.
(6:42 am) [John Trollsten]: I am 74 years old
(6:42 am) [John Trollsten]: I need a fresh woman.
(6:42 am) [John Trollsten]: That's why I'm making a singles sight.
(6:42 am) [Geoffrey C.] As this chat has wandered from the subject of website hosting, i'll be disconnecting the chat.
(6:42 am) [Geoffrey C.] Okay, take care and have a great day!
(6:42 am) [John Trollsten]: You'll be what bitch?
(6:42 am) [Geoffrey C.] Thank you for using HostGator Live Chat. If you could take a minute to let us know if your questions were answered and/or your support request was resolved, it would help us to improve our customer service. To do that, just click the button that says "Rate and Exit" in the upper right hand corner. The ****** takes less than a minute to fill out.
(6:42 am) [John Trollsten]: Suck a dick.
(6:43 am) [ChatClosedByStaff]: {"staffId":"3634"}


(I'm not actually an old man BTW.)


Leave a suggestion on what I should troll next!

[Paralyze]

Troll the EA helpdesk livechat.

[Raple]

Troll the EA helpdesk livechat.

pfff.
That would be great actually.

[theminatar]

They don't have live chat anymore.

[Paralyze]

They don't have live chat anymore.

They still do have it, you just have to search for it.

Use game: Battlefield 3, category: Technical Support, OS: PC

[theminatar]

They still do have it, you just have to search for it.

Use game: Battlefield 3, category: Technical Support, OS: PC

Hmmm, ok, I'll look for it. I needed it not to long ago so I'll give it a shot.