car accident

[A⁴]

You would prob die up there if you jumped out because of the lack of oxygen...

[DeathScourge]

Did u kill that guy in teh car??

no, but I think they wished I was dead.

Dammit,you didn't die deathscourge.

I'm too stubborn to die, i literally got nailed by a car doing 50 miles an hour with no broken bones(this has several witnesses along with it), bit my tongue off and was sewn back on(scared the shit out of the doctor because I didn't make a sound and it was without painkillers), got eletrocuted, trust me the list just goes on.....

I lost count of how many trips I made to the hospital, the sorry bastards know my name when I show up now.

[Sjoerd]

Trust me, I would survive that shit too, ain't nothing gonna kill me like that.
I will fucking jump out of that shit with a umbrella, IDC.

Umbrella b forbidden in a airplabe cuz u can stab people with it

[A⁴]

I stabbed a grandma with umbrella cuz she but me for the snacks.

[BSG.Flash]

I'll make up my own bad ass story as well.

I've been shot 3 times in the head and I'm still alive with no brain damage.
That makes me cool.

[DeathScourge]

^^^


THE FUCK, SHOT BY WHAT???

a nail gun??? i known a guy to survive after being nailed 9 times by it, he was on the news for that one.