Crazy shit.

[Juan]

well. this one time. in band camp

[[MPGH]EndRiT]

I thought that was bug/"Endrit"

It was...
TOY U MFKA GET UR OWN BAND CAMP STORIEZ :@

[I º Am º Z]

Lets hear some of the crazy shit you MPGHeans have experienced in your life.




I'll start it off with a little something that happened when I was 13.

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Sitting in my computer room, 2 a.m.
I'm surprised by screams coming from my Dad's room. I figure it's nothing, maybe one of his girlfriend's kids got hurt or woke up in the middle of the night.

I continue to surf the web, I'm then spooked by my Dad's bear-ass-naked girlfriend telling me to call the cops because his Ex-Girlfriend broke in.

I figure it's not a big deal, so I get the phone and dial.
I walk out into the hall, and see a shadow jolt out the front door.
I figure she got scared and ran for it.

While telling the cops everything I know, I approach my Dad to ask what happened. He's in the bathroom holding his neck, there's blood everywhere.

What happened:
Ex-Girlfriend broke in with a spare key she still had, took one of our butcher knifes, snuck into his room with a tiny flash light. Jumped on him and stabbed him 6 times. Twice in the neck, sliced his lip, twice in the chest and one in the arm.

He survived, but was millimeters from piercing his lung and an artery in his neck.

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What the fuck.
Do you live in the ghetto?!

[-XpliCitt-]

What the fuck.
Do you live in the ghetto?!

No, lol.
I actually live in a nice neighborhood on the water.

[GOD]

is that in south america?

[Juan]

way to bump this thread.
-.-

joe-msn. go!

[-XpliCitt-]

is that in south america?

South, North America. :P
I lived in Texas when that happened.

Funny thing is, she's been out on bail.
It's been more than 2 years and the trial is barely about to start this month.

I've turned down so much poon, the square root of pi is now my penis.

I don't think I've laughed so hard like that in a while.

[kirapwns]

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[GoW]

Lets hear some of the crazy shit you MPGHeans have experienced in your life.




I'll start it off with a little something that happened when I was 13.

_____________________

Sitting in my computer room, 2 a.m.
I'm surprised by screams coming from my Dad's room. I figure it's nothing, maybe one of his girlfriend's kids got hurt or woke up in the middle of the night.

I continue to surf the web, I'm then spooked by my Dad's bear-ass-naked girlfriend telling me to call the cops because his Ex-Girlfriend broke in.

I figure it's not a big deal, so I get the phone and dial.
I walk out into the hall, and see a shadow jolt out the front door.
I figure she got scared and ran for it.

While telling the cops everything I know, I approach my Dad to ask what happened. He's in the bathroom holding his neck, there's blood everywhere.

What happened:
Ex-Girlfriend broke in with a spare key she still had, took one of our butcher knifes, snuck into his room with a tiny flash light. Jumped on him and stabbed him 6 times. Twice in the neck, sliced his lip, twice in the chest and one in the arm.

He survived, but was millimeters from piercing his lung and an artery in his neck.

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eh the good ol white ppl... not marrying, living togher, bastard kids, sex and immorality

[alfonso951]

after reading this, i find that kids that don't have both parents in their live end up being... well different. and i have friends that go through this.

[kevin66062]

Earlier today I took a fantastic dump.

My legs and arms were shaking.....

[dk173]

ok here goes i was on break i went to california to just vist and look at the sites told my peeps that i will be gone for like 4 weeks then my peeps ask if a friend of theres can use my room to sleep while im on break and i said what ever im not there then a week before i leave california my peeps call and say that the fucking friend died in my motherfucking bed i was like wth then a whole bunch of shit happend the family of the friend said my mom killed here but it was not the case she had a heart attack and died i had to switch rooms with them i will not sleep in a room that someone died in true story

[TryMe]

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ROFLCATS! - Cats are funny, and we've got the pictures to prove it! lol i used that picture in another old thread XD anyway i'll tell you crazy shit (this is a joke)

I farted in the classroom! Rofl!

[Sharpe]

My step-mom married my dad and everything was cool.

About 2 years ago she randomly left for a day and she didnt call us or anything. My dad was looking all over town for her and she showed up like 2 days later and said she wanted a divorice. He said OK and she just left. PS my dad owns a resturant with her so they were working together for like a week untill my dad randomly got a restraining order agianst him from her saying that my dad 'threatened to kill her' even though my dad is like nicest person ever. So he is not even premited to enter his own house that he bought before she even met him or the resturant that they both own which she is now in charge of. So she lives in the house and the day before the restraining order is taken to court to find out it's legitimacy, she takes everything out of my dad's house, stuff that he bought with my mom 10 years before he met my step-mom. So at court she says that she just made all of that shit up and my dad didnt do anything wrong so my dad gets his shop back and his house.

So my dad goes back into his resturant and gets like no customers cus my step-mom fucked it up so much and it smells like dog shit and everything. So now my dad is struggling to survive and shit because of this.

Ontop of all that, my step-mom has delayed the divorice trial for like a year and a half and we just found out that over the course of the time that they owned the buisness, she stole money from him the whole time and now she is going out with a guy that tried to kill her.

My step-brother also dropped out of high school to live with his mom and wants nothing more in life to be a cashier at his mom's sandwich shop. He also thinks that there was a conspiracy in school to fail him and he says shit like 'I have walked through a rainbow'. He also owned a mustang and when he crashed it, he said it was the 'curse of the red car' and all the red cars that he buys, he wrecks them and it is the cars fault not his.

[Shark]