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So here I am, walking to the nearest convenience store for some breakfast; Onigiri! Fuck yes!
After I eat my delicious Onigiri which was about 120 Yen or 1.5 USD, I prepare to leave and head home to play some games.
However outside there is this lady who looks like she is in her 40s, and she was carrying a lot of bags and asked if I could help her carry all of her groceries(cause' you're a big strong man) back to her place since she lived nearby. We have a lot of respect around my area, so I agreed.
In about 5 minutes of walking while carrying some heavy bags, we arrived at her house and I put the bags on her counter.
I'm about to leave and say "お邪魔しました" And 左様なら (Sayounara) and as I head towards the door, the lady grabs my arm and says
"ちょっと待って下さいよ。旦那は暫く帰ってこないのよ。" Or "Please wait. My husband won't be back for a while"
I was REALLY horny too but I didn't feel like it today so I said "離せよババァ” Or "Get off me lady" and pulled my hand away from hers.
Once again, I'm about to exit but she grabs my leg this time and says "お願い。行かないで下さいよ” Or "Please, please don't go. Just penetrate me!"
I retort "警察署に行きたくなけりゃ離せよ" Or "If you want to suck my dick, you better let go and I'll give you some tomorrow"
She touched my penis and then opened the door so I could leave. However I was feeling really horny so I gave a second thought however, MPGH was waiting for me to upload this!
THE REAL STORY.
... hi
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Don't count unless you did.
Should've busted some moves her. But at least she let go.
Imagine you did it and her husband walked in. You would have a bad
Haha, that's weird though..
"It doesn't matter who the people voted for; they always vote for us".
i dont understand the part when u tell ちょっと待って下さいよ。旦那は暫く帰ってこないのよ o.O
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