Wow
If i compare with you, Nothing bad happened in my life
Lets hear some of the crazy shit you MPGHeans have experienced in your life.
I'll start it off with a little something that happened when I was 13.
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Sitting in my computer room, 2 a.m.
I'm surprised by screams coming from my Dad's room. I figure it's nothing, maybe one of his girlfriend's kids got hurt or woke up in the middle of the night.
I continue to surf the web, I'm then spooked by my Dad's bear-ass-naked girlfriend telling me to call the cops because his Ex-Girlfriend broke in.
I figure it's not a big deal, so I get the phone and dial.
I walk out into the hall, and see a shadow jolt out the front door.
I figure she got scared and ran for it.
While telling the cops everything I know, I approach my Dad to ask what happened. He's in the bathroom holding his neck, there's blood everywhere.
What happened:
Ex-Girlfriend broke in with a spare key she still had, took one of our butcher knifes, snuck into his room with a tiny flash light. Jumped on him and stabbed him 6 times. Twice in the neck, sliced his lip, twice in the chest and one in the arm.
He survived, but was millimeters from piercing his lung and an artery in his neck.
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Wow
If i compare with you, Nothing bad happened in my life
Holy shnitsel
what the fuck thats messed up
sucks man
wierdest shirt ever happened 2 me was....
when i was bout 10 my mom and her bf were fucking probly in their room
i was in living room probly playing pokemon or sumthing
my mom ran out naked (i was thinkinjg ewwwwwwww)
and got a knife tryed 2 stab herself but couldnt
my moms bf made us both leave (it was nightime)
we walked to the church bout a mile away i had no shoes my mom had no jacket
we had to sleep outside of the church next to the steps
nuthin much but wierdest shit i can remember
nothing compared 2 u however
Does it have to be bad? Okay well.....if it doesn't
Girlfriend and I were at her house, in her room....and so was her friend, we were both spending the night. Her friend was on the phone and she turned off the lights. Girlfriend and I started getting intimate... started making out....i went down on her.. and then she went on me... i asked her if she wanted to 69 and she said she never has done it... keep in mind that I'm 17 and She's 15.. so she isn't experienced . We start to 69. Shes getting really really wet... and she gets really horny, as do I. I tell her to start riding me, but she says no, since we don't have a condom.. so i tell her please and she finally gives in.. and she starts riding me for about 25 minutes. and then i'm about to cum, so i pull out and cum in her mouth. and she swallows. all this by her friend still being in the room.
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@Cat..you need to write that shit to Penthouse or something where someone might care OR believe it.
That is fucked up guy, fucked up.
I didn't wake up, it's real.
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It's really real. Ask toymaker, he knows this shit happens to me.
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