The Ouya is a piece of shit

[bowlcut]

Ouya review: can an indie console take on Sony and Microsoft? | The Verge
>The vents are on the bottom of the console - like what the fuck?
>That terrible square-looking controller
>All existing games suck
>Only thing it's good for is an emulator machine
>Only 1GB of RAM, with 8GB storage
>Only good as a paperweight

Holy fuck are they even trying? $100 for that piece of shit? I might as well just get a GameCube; at least it has games. The Ouya doesn't even look that good.
What are your guys' thoughts on this terrible excuse for a console?

[Mr.Seyeko]

Dat controller... this shit is going to fail.

[bowlcut]

Dat controller... this shit is going to fail.

It got (after some expenses) roughly $8 million.
$8 million on THAT pile of shit? Oh man people are gonna be pissed.

[Mr.Seyeko]

It got (after some expenses) roughly $8 million.
$8 million on THAT pile of shit? Oh man people are gonna be pissed.

Da fuq? seriously 8mil? thats wow.. im speechless tbh, that is retarded.

[cumshot2urface]

this will fail so hard. Oh yeah man I'm a hardcore fucking phone gamer I got like the fucking high score in what every the fuck games are on a phone. The only thing I would see this being used for by real gamers would be for an emulator I would love to play my old GBA/GB color games on my 72" TV. Hell I can play ps1 games on my phone but it sucks because screen is so little.

[[MPGH]Doc]

I have no sympathy for anyone who invested in that shit. If I wanted an android console id plug my phone into an ac and game with that. Indie developers have a platform to release there shit, its called a pc. There was literally no market for this thing that wasnt already catered for. But people threw money at it because android and because indie.

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this will fail so hard. Oh yeah man I'm a hardcore fucking phone gamer I got like the fucking high score in what every the fuck games are on a phone. The only thing I would see this being used for by real gamers would be for an emulator I would love to play my old GBA/GB color games on my 72" TV. Hell I can play ps1 games on my phone but it sucks because screen is so little.

Many phones these days have miniHDMI or dlna, so you can already game on a tv with many phones. Making ouya is like throwing poo at a market behind a brick wall.

[Mr.Seyeko]

I have no sympathy for anyone who invested in that shit. If I wanted an android console id plug my phone into an ac and game with that. Indie developers have a platform to release there shit, its called a pc. There was literally no market for this thing that wasnt already catered for. But people threw money at it because android and because indie.

Seriously the only "fun" indie games out is super meat boy and The binding of issac, imo tho.. there might be better ones, but those are the only ones i really liked, just because of the art work and style.

[bowlcut]

this will fail so hard. Oh yeah man I'm a hardcore fucking phone gamer I got like the fucking high score in what every the fuck games are on a phone. The only thing I would see this being used for by real gamers would be for an emulator I would love to play my old GBA/GB color games on my 72" TV. Hell I can play ps1 games on my phone but it sucks because screen is so little.

Hell you could just fucking hook up your computer to your tv boom problem solved.

[cumshot2urface]

Hell you could just fucking hook up your computer to your tv boom problem solved.

It is lol. I really think they wasted there time and money. You can do all that shit with a computer and half the games are shit anyways. People don't play phone games to be a hardcore gamer they only played them to give them something to do for 10 mins or so why they wait for something.

[[MPGH]Doc]

Seriously the only "fun" indie games out is super meat boy and The binding of issac, imo tho.. there might be better ones, but those are the only ones i really liked, just because of the art work and style.

There are thousands of awesome indie games on steam (popular ones like braid and bastion come to mind). How do people think making an indie console will make developers want to develop and publish for android.

[cumshot2urface]

I have no sympathy for anyone who invested in that shit. If I wanted an android console id plug my phone into an ac and game with that. Indie developers have a platform to release there shit, its called a pc. There was literally no market for this thing that wasnt already catered for. But people threw money at it because android and because indie.

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Many phones these days have miniHDMI or dlna, so you can already game on a tv with many phones. Making ouya is like throwing poo at a market behind a brick wall.

Yeah I got one on my phone but I payed like 600$ for it and I wasn't going to pay 100 more for that damn cable.

[[MPGH]Doc]

Yeah I got one on my phone but I payed like 600$ for it and I wasn't going to pay 100 more for that damn cable.

Dude you're getting ripped off if theyre charging you 100 for a miniHDMI cable. Theyre like 10 bucks on eBay and the same quality.

[I EAT COCK]

Looks good, fmr?

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

That controller is FUGLY!!

[cumshot2urface]

Dude you're getting ripped off if theyre charging you 100 for a miniHDMI cable. Theyre like 10 bucks on eBay and the same quality.

I don't know it was like a month or two ago I just wanted to buy the phone and leave but the bitch was like oh you want this with it? It comes with this if you buy this. That and I would never use it I don't really get free time much.