best omegle chat!

[pizza127]

it's worth it!



You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Once upon a time... - Stranger continues
You: ******s died
Stranger: and then
Stranger: i pooped on their faces
You: but not without
You: a condom in my ass
Stranger: yes filled with the semen of the New York Jets
You: but those were not normal jets
You: those were 9/11 jets
Stranger: That exploded inside of your asshole
You: so that the burning sensation came back and...
You: obama started to lick my anus
Stranger: then a magical pegasus made me bacon
You: but the TMNT stole that bacon
Stranger: So I killed their rat leader
You: but then kim jong-un came with a nuke launcher and shot the rocket
Stranger: And Donatello was all like " Naw man not today" even though Kim Jong-Un's rocket was actually a foam pump rocket
You: but then all hell broke lose because the magical panda's came back from the moon too take over the world
Stranger: Then Chuck Norris came out of retirement to slay the evil panda race
You: but Chuck Norris is a overrated ginger so he died when Zeus put a lightning bolt up his ass
Stranger: And he screamed like a little bitch, as Bruce Lee came down and unleashed his load ontp Chuck's face.
You: Chuck ate all the cum that Bruce shot at him. and Zeus had even more for him
Stranger: With Zeus' electric cum, chuck was finally defeated
You: and once again, the world was saved
You: THE END

[[SMA] Paradise`]

I ust to eWhore with Omegle.

[Terror In Paradise]

Omegle is too mainstream.

[Mr.Seyeko]

Didn't laugh ;/

[I EAT COCK]

Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shits.

[Playfire]

not even funny

[dnj$nda94manbdw]

not funny!!!

[Joshcarr2006]

I'm gimp_porn_star this is from like 2009 old yahoo chat.



chris: hey
chris: i was playing baseball
gimp_porn_star: hey
chris: i got my friends dog all horny and it had an orgasm and it cunned verywhere it was nasty
gimp_porn_star: What
chris: my friends dog cummed all over the place
gimp_porn_star: What did you do jack it off? lol
chris: no its a female dog and whenever u put ure hand on the ground it starts humping it and if u let it do it for a while shit happens
gimp_porn_star: Okay so you let a dog hump your hand tell it's squirted on you?
chris: alright fuck that what are u up to
chris: no it didnt squirt on me...
chris: thats nasty
gimp_porn_star: o I'm saving that
chris: saving what?

gimp_porn_star: What you said lol that shit is funny.
chris: lol u would...
gimp_porn_star: I wouldn't fuck a dog
chris: i DIDNT FUCK A DOG!
chris: lol
gimp_porn_star: lol
chris: ill send u a pic tomarow trust me its funny
gimp_porn_star: you have pics
chris: then she gets all embarassed when we start laughing
gimp_porn_star: The dog got embarassed?
chris: wow dude are you serious your saving that....
chris: you would...
gimp_porn_star: no I'm just playing
chris:
chris: im no longer chris..
chris: go ahead
chris: yes
gimp_porn_star: what?
chris: yes she gets embarassed
chris: why are we still talking about this
gimp_porn_star: idk
gimp_porn_star: lol
chris: i g2g do homework
gimp_porn_star: cya
gimp_porn_star: and stop playing with dogs

[s8n.]

Not funny, m8.