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    What would you do

    If you found out your girlfriend were cheating on you with dave?



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    Now why would you ask about impossible situations like that?



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    Dave can't even move his legs, hows is he going to pratice sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    Now why would you ask about impossible situations like that?
    It could happen. You don't know the tomorrow

    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post
    Dave can't even move his legs, hows is he going to pratice sex?
    Now you're from Mexico? Nice try Daixtaisy.

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    put him in cs

    jk plz dont put me in cs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post
    Dave can't even move his legs, hows is he going to pratice sex?
    When having intercourse theres something called sex positions. You don't need to move your legs at all.

     

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    Dump the bitch and leave MPGH forever, though it may take me a while to get over, since my girl is my life and MPGH is my life. My life would seem void and meaningless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post
    Dump the bitch and leave MPGH forever, though it may take me a while to get over, since my girl is my life and MPGH is my life. My life would seem void and meaningless.
    Why not kill dave? And delete all mpgh from internet.

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    If i had a girlfriend. I would say bring cakes or get sat on.
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    Get her to take over MPGH and give me admin

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    i'd wake dave up
    In god we trust.

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    I would show her all of Dave's embarrassing pictures from 6th grade.
    "It doesn't matter who the people voted for; they always vote for us".

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    Dave? The guy with a penis smaller than asians? I'd laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    Now why would you ask about impossible situations like that?
    I mean shit, you can't expect anyone to have answers to situations that are in no way plausible.

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    Do whatever you could to look like Dave so she'll start admiring you again.

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