You need to teach that car some self-control at the Mechanic. Or jack 'em off every now and then to prevent him from raping other cars.
So I was travelling back home from Kirsties place last and it was pissing down rain with piss poor road conditions. It also happened to be peek hour so it was bumper to bumper almost the whole way home. I also have a problem with my car where the idle fluctuates violently. This isnt usually a problem as I've learnt to control it but in situations where I have to brake softly a lot it can get a bit unpredictable. For reasons yet unclear to my dumbass brain I was tailgaiting behind a brand new Citroen, whilst head boppin to Contact by Daft Punk. As I came to a rest behind him, the engine decided to rev up to 1900rpm which enough for automatic transmission to engage amd launch the car forward. Ended up rear-ending the Citroen. So we pull over to assess the damage with me apologising and kissing as much ass as possible. Luckily there was no damage to the Citroen and he let me off easy, no harm done. But when I get home I realise that my car took most of the damage for him, and it will cost me more to repair it than what its worth.
TL;DR My car tried to anal rape a brand new Citroen and came off second best.
Last edited by Doc; 05-22-2013 at 06:35 PM.
You need to teach that car some self-control at the Mechanic. Or jack 'em off every now and then to prevent him from raping other cars.
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Doesn't look bad, but then again, I know nothing about cars.
what a fail man, also shitty car
Lol wait, so your car accidentally rammed his car and your car has all the damage?
Car is trying to suicide.
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Doesn't look that bad.. I wouldn't repair it.. I would rather repair the faulty engine.. than the paint job.
Get a new hood from a junk yard. Bumper doesn't look like it took damage.
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