So I was reading an article today and found these facts on Kim Jong Eun.
1. Date of Birth is a Mystery
2. Used Pseudonym in College
3. Obsessed with the NBA
4. Nike Sneakers Fetish
5. World's Youngest Head of State
6. Heavy Drinker
7. Birthday is National Holiday
8. Non Existent Photograph - There were no photographs of Jong-un, as an adult, prior to his being declared the heir apparent to the North Korean leadership - apart from a grainy black-and-white image of him as a teenager.
9. Scared of Barbers, Cuts His Own Hair
10. Cosmetic Procedures - South Korean media speculates Kim Jong-un may have undergone several cosmetic procedures to look like his grandfather - the founder of North Korea. His recent photographs, either due to weight gain or due to alleged cosmetic procedures, look noticeably different from those of him as a teenager.
I like the fact that he wants to destroy America and watches NBA.
You forgot to put he was a fat asian.
Janitor (05-26-2013)
DOES HE LOOKS LIKE A BITCH??
I wonder if he watches UFC
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Originally Posted by KingDot
He was also born mentally disabled.
Larity2056 (05-26-2013)
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Wait a sec guys, you forgot to put that, he will nuke the whole world, but doesn't have the supplies to
11. Used to be 6'8 but was crushed down by the gods for being chubby.
You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
You were seeking love.
Here is the pit, here is your pit.
Its name is Silence..
Scared of barbers, bowl hair cut he made it.