Is there anything...

Give me money and I give you true love.


People can't buy stuff what doesn't exist.

Nope, can buy that.

I'll buy an inventor and he will invent it.

What about a planet.

I can sell you saturn if you want

It's pretty cheap

Nope, can buy that.

Buy out all the politicians to make a new law that lets me claim planets, and either buy out Earth or buy a spaceshuttle and claim another planet.

What about time.

You can't buy someone else (you can't become someone else)

EDIT: (At DBB) you have never heard of 'buy me some time'?

I can sell you a time machine

Mmz.

You can.

You could hire mercenaries to kill them, and then plastic surgery to replace them.

Nope, can buy that.

Look @ third post.

Nope, can buy that.

Buying people is easy.