HOW TO- Tapp, Reduce Lagg, Glitch, fasten comp lol XD. V3 of Little tips for lil glit

Well.
Here we are.
Again.
Ive notice the new patch 29 July, for australians.
Now, some glitches have been patched. Some havent
I encorage this thread for NEW PLAYERS. OR INTRESTERED TAPPERS/LAGGER/GLITCHERS.

Now.
I will start off with tapping.
I love to tap.
I do it 2wice every game lol.
Okay. Simple ways to tapp
If your running wireless, im sure this will help you, it helped me :P
Get in a game, get in a camping spot, turn off wireless, and if your screen minimizez like mine, get back in.
For my wireless. It take about 4 seconds for my net to re-connect.
So i have a 4 second frame. What i then do, is go around killing people, while flicking the switch on and off consitantly for about 30 seconds. 30 seconds is a good time frame which you might wanna stick too, i found it good. Now, dont get gamebooster YET. Lagg is complete BULLSHIT for tapping. If you lagg dont tapp, lagging cuases the game to continue and re-connect quicker. be careful.
tapping for pc's lol

Okay, well if u dont have wireless then the steps are simple, you can either download a program from the hacking section which might not work for you, it might. DOWNLOAD AT YOUR OWN RISK AND IM NOT GIVING MY SAY THAT IT WORKS CAUSE I HAVENT TRIED.

Ethernet cables are your new bestie. Use them properly, you should have a larger time frame with ethernet cables, so quickly unplug, kill 3-5 ppl then plug it in.
Dont get greedy or be a smart ass and start knifing.
sick uleh.

lol.

okayyyy

Reduce lagg time.
Reducing lagg, read this for those laptoppies that are pissed off about that sick ass kill they just missed cause of gay internet.

Its simple really.
1.Game booster is your new best friend. DL AT YOUR OWN RISK.
2. Close backround programs
3. Defrag ur fucking computer, it might not be the net. Do this at your own risk.
4. Buy a portable hardrive and put ur unwanted shit on there
The reason i say obvious facts like this is becuase some people accually dont do it lol. serisouly its piss easy. i delete this one little game that took up so much visuall memory. i didnt lag for months after deleting that one 100meg file.
5. AOL, MSN, YAHOO, Shit like that, IM things, they take up internet usuage quite a bit if found, becuase they need to be constantly connected
6. Itunes, WMP, etc. playing songs needs to go through your sound ports and it takes time to go through, thus, taking it out form the backround and putting it forward.
8. Keep ur antivirus-es on, but close unnessacy scans etc. I have like 8 anti-viruses but little secrets help keeping me from lagg
9. IM GOING TO TELL YOU THOSE SECRETS
10. If you are patch-lagging, which means your screen goes in and out and in and out, try closing things that take visual memory and stuff.
11. DONT PLAY COD 5 ON XBOX LIVE WHILE UR PLAYING COMBAT ARMS. MY WORST MISTAKE RIGHT THERE.
12. i had 3 gig of downloads. Lol. I could play 8vs8 games for approximatley 1 hour a day. I now have 12 gig and i havent lagged out since.
TURN OFF YOUR BLUETOOTH DEVICE ON YOUR LAPTOP/PC.

i know its a long thread. just keep reading and take the time, it could help you, ive put my time in to create it, just watch out of the little things you miss. please :P thank me if i helped you so far. but its not over yet


Ohhhh weeeellllll.
Here we are fellas
VERSION 3. I hope you liked my last two long-assed posts on how to glitch.
This one is going to start VERY VERY VERY nooby but i will make it harder. im sorry advanced glitches, you can skip to the next section, becuase im keeping it nooby as thats about all i see these days. noob glitchers. for you good ones out there, keep it going, pm me if u wanna make a advanced video exclucsive to mpgh. i will explain everything. All in writing.


Point one.

You should lagg up your comp. But get ready to UNLAG it quickly. Slow things down. and open up WLM or AOL or YAHOO or 10000000 "my computer panels" Windows e for those that dont know

Number 3 in game. Equipt your knife and back AWAY from the glitched area, then start knifing from afar, and sprint in. do this repeatedly, it causes the game to patch throuh

Simple snow valley glitches, like the one where you slide through the wall and go underground, all that is, is a simple sprint.

Crouching:
Crouching is key, you might like it, you might not crouch repedtidely, crouch once, get up and sprting,

Jumping: Glitches can sometimes be high, like the crate in Warhead which i think has been now patched due to the recent update. Jumping allows your characters body parts to go into the crate which then allows your whole body to follow. this helps me a lot..

Ive recently found out that playing music helps with glitching? WIERD RIGHT? well it does. i started playing "Superstar" by Lupe Fiasco, top song btw, while trying a junk flea glitch , and it helped . i think it was cause my comp pushed sound to the front of the list, not the game, so the game was now a backround thing, and gamebooster then pushed it to the front, and then vise versa, making the game patchy :P

Sick mate.

LEts keep going shall we? im gonna END THE GLITCHING SECTION RIGHT HERE> IM SURE YOUR SICK OF MY REPETATIVE CRAP> SO GO READ MY OTHER THREADS AND LEARN SHIT THERE, AND THEN COME BACK HERE. SA-WEET.


How to fasten your computer. THIS HELPS WITH TAPPING.

15 quick ways how to do it

1. Delete external crap
2. get game booster
close msn aol yahho and google messenger etc
4. defrag your computer
5. untall things that take up tonnes of good video memmory
6. get more downloads or a new video card for your laptop or comp so that the game laggs less.
7: You just realised i missed 3.
8, your now checking it
9: your smiling
10: were now continuing with the 15 quick ways
11: Repair connection the internet and make sure you have backround programs closed
12. i found that going next to my router reduced the time the signal bounced from wall to wall and it accually made my shit faster
13. If ur using ethernet cables, then use like all ur network ports for the internet speeds
14. Compress ur hardrive, this worked for me, might not for you.
15. close shit like java and stuff
16. make sure you have reduced network latency and your allowing your network to get through your anti-viruses and firewalls.


I would continue but ur sick of me typing and my shit spelling
thanks for reading and please thank me i didnt do this for nothing i did it for mpgh and i hope you accually just click the thanks button. its helpfull and i just wanna leave you with saying thanks and have a good day/ morning/ night/ christmas or whatver the fuck your celebrating.