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    I like dem jokes.

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    A trucker is carrying a load of bowling balls. He sees two black children who were pushing bikes with flat tires. He knows he'll get in trouble if he gets caught giving rides, so the he tells them they have to ride in back with the bowling balls, which is fine with them. A few miles down the road a cop pulls the truck over for speeding and he asks to look in the back of the truck. After a quick glance he shuts the door and tells the trucker to get the hell down the road as fast as he can. Then he gets on the police radio and tells his chief, "I got a truck headed your way, you escort him to the county line and get them to escort him right out of the state, quick!" "Why, what the hell is wrong?" asked the chief. "What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong....that truck is carrying a load of ****** eggs and two of them have already hatched and stole some bikes!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    A trucker is carrying a load of bowling balls. He sees two black children who were pushing bikes with flat tires. He knows he'll get in trouble if he gets caught giving rides, so the he tells them they have to ride in back with the bowling balls, which is fine with them. A few miles down the road a cop pulls the truck over for speeding and he asks to look in the back of the truck. After a quick glance he shuts the door and tells the trucker to get the hell down the road as fast as he can. Then he gets on the police radio and tells his chief, "I got a truck headed your way, you escort him to the county line and get them to escort him right out of the state, quick!" "Why, what the hell is wrong?" asked the chief. "What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong....that truck is carrying a load of ****** eggs and two of them have already hatched and stole some bikes!"
    LOL. That is the funniest thing I've read so far!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    A trucker is carrying a load of bowling balls. He sees two black children who were pushing bikes with flat tires. He knows he'll get in trouble if he gets caught giving rides, so the he tells them they have to ride in back with the bowling balls, which is fine with them. A few miles down the road a cop pulls the truck over for speeding and he asks to look in the back of the truck. After a quick glance he shuts the door and tells the trucker to get the hell down the road as fast as he can. Then he gets on the police radio and tells his chief, "I got a truck headed your way, you escort him to the county line and get them to escort him right out of the state, quick!" "Why, what the hell is wrong?" asked the chief. "What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong....that truck is carrying a load of ****** eggs and two of them have already hatched and stole some bikes!"
    Hahaha .

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    Aggressive jokes are the best.

    Here's another.
    An Irishman walks into a bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post
    Aggressive jokes are the best.

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    Reminds me of; So Stephan hawking walks into a bar
    Posted multiple times tho



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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttermilk Biscuits View Post

    Boston Bombing
    Too bad I get a hotlinking disabled image on here, I can copy link and watch it that way though.

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