What do you call a black priest?
Holly Shit.
What do you call a black man in a tent?
-Criminal intent.
What do you call a black priest?
Holly Shit.
I like dem jokes.
A trucker is carrying a load of bowling balls. He sees two black children who were pushing bikes with flat tires. He knows he'll get in trouble if he gets caught giving rides, so the he tells them they have to ride in back with the bowling balls, which is fine with them. A few miles down the road a cop pulls the truck over for speeding and he asks to look in the back of the truck. After a quick glance he shuts the door and tells the trucker to get the hell down the road as fast as he can. Then he gets on the police radio and tells his chief, "I got a truck headed your way, you escort him to the county line and get them to escort him right out of the state, quick!" "Why, what the hell is wrong?" asked the chief. "What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong....that truck is carrying a load of ****** eggs and two of them have already hatched and stole some bikes!"
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why do black people run fast
cause the slow ones are in jail
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What is the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on qn apple before I eat it.
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There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
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How much did the holocaust
Aggressive jokes are the best.
Here's another.
An Irishman walks into a bar.
What does a black man say with diaria?
Oh god, i'm melting!
Boston Bombing