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    So ummmmmm

    Has anyone ever step on a frog?

    Apparently a frog got in my room and I stepped on him as I got out of bed and he high tailed it under my computer desk. It took me a good 30 mins to find and catch that fucker, he was tiny as hell.

    Don't ask me how a frog got in my room





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    was it poisonous ?


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    It probably just wanted a piece of your cake.

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    dabe's room is probably moist as fuck, no wonder there are frogs. there must be mushrooms growing too from the dampness.

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    I get a lot of frogs in my backyard and done everything from stepping on them to running them over with a lawnmower but I've never stepped on one barefoot if that's what you did.

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    So is it like...flat?...
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    Did you kill it?

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    Poor frog.

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    What did you do after you caught it dabe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post
    What did you do after you caught it dabe?
    He's too chubby to "catch" the frog, more like lured it into bed w\ him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paralyze Jr. View Post
    He's too chubby to "catch" the frog, more like lured it into bed w\ him.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post


    It took me a good 30 mins to find and catch that fucker

    Read the post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post




    Read the post.
    He lied.

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    That frog put a keylogger on your computer to take over MPGH. We will be owned by a frog now...

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