Football is the sexual act of laying down, and having a non-static sack while a female kicks you in the balls with the tip of her foot under her toes crushing your balls against your pelvis.
Everyone else is doing a Guide, I thought I might contribute
SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
babysitting is ghey
Corndog says (5:53 PM):
ur ghey
Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
you're a breaded hotdog
Football is the sexual act of laying down, and having a non-static sack while a female kicks you in the balls with the tip of her foot under her toes crushing your balls against your pelvis.