How to kill yourself in less than five minutes

hmm.. You wanna put that in english i could understand? I only know like 20% of the words in there..
And hmm would this go for a girl has well.. If so WTF

dude i so think i slept with that girl in the LOL pedo picture... cept she was like 17 ... i have a picture of me with what looks like to be her on myspace. that is really WEIRD. go figure. >.> watch i got herpes or something stupid...