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    I'm an Atheist, and I fucking love it!

    I'm an atheist and always will be, I wear a colander on my head, eat spaghetti, and wear pirate clothes. In the last census I registered as ''Pastafarian'', but it was registered as ''No religion'' because it's an atheist spoof of religion. I know Pastafarianism is a joke religion but some people actually practise it so why can't it become official? Also I know you're going to quote my ''I know Pastafarianism is a joke religion'', but then I find all religions I joke.

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    So you think religions believers doesn't eat spaghetti you dumb? eat shit.
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    Why is this even remotely thread-worthy?

    I'm an Atheist myself, but this is a prime example of bad atheism. Why do you feel the need to tell everyone of your own beliefs, does it give you some satisfaction of some kind? Many fellow Atheists attack the religious types because they like to shout from the rooftops about it, so how is this any better? I don't play golf, but do you see me telling everyone I know that I don't play golf? Do you see me going to meetings to discuss my lack of golf-playing? No. If you're not religious, then good, but no one else cares, nor wants to hear about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    I'm an Atheist myself, but this is a prime example of bad atheism.
    Yea you are right, people like OP are why society sees atheists as religion haterz

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    Being atheist is easy,want to know why? Because every religion has rules and people like Aborted don't like them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cipdia View Post
    Being atheist is easy,want to know why? Because every religion has rules and people like Aborted don't like them.
    ​I'm not quite sure I know what you're saying.
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
    You were seeking love.
    Here is the pit, here is your pit.
    Its name is Silence..


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    You're an atheist, good for you
    but do we care? no

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    Didn't understand the purpose of this thread

    Good for you OP but does religion actually matter on MPGH?

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    Good for you being fucking Atheist.
    You are like the rest of the big fucking world, a person who has a religion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cipdia View Post
    Being atheist is easy,want to know why? Because every religion has rules and people like Aborted don't like them.
    >Religions have rules.
    >Rules control people.
    >Therefore, religion controls people.

    Atheists have much more time and creativity available to them because they don't practice ridiculous "rules" and "prayers".
    We're free, and I like it that way.

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