That's racist.
Racism is a crime..
and crime is for black people.
OK come up with a racist joke here. Doesn't need to be black.... it can be asian, arab...
What do you say when you see a TV floating at middle of the night?
Drop it nigga
What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
The canoe tips.
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free!
What do you call a Chinese guy with a camera?
Japanese.
Mohamed and Mouloud are in a car, who's driving?
The police.
How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?*
It is not there.
What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.
THESE ARE ALL FOR JOKES.
Last edited by Twin Cities; 10-03-2013 at 02:40 PM.
That's racist.
Racism is a crime..
and crime is for black people.
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
I've heard every single one of your jokes in your OP probably more than the amount of hair you have on your body.
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Under his work boots.
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Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
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From the mace
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When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
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First grade.
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They do chicken right.
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you blow up their van
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