The best food in the world is pie,
That is the truth, no lie,
We all like pie
It is in the dream of every guy.

I went on a date with pie,
And when it ended I let out a sigh,
For I could not wait till tomorow,
And I went into the pub, like Moe.

I got married with pie,
I could not fight my stomach's desire.
When I finally gave in to the pie of meat,
I decided to do the eat

But now I regret,
That I ever ate my best friend yet
And now I must resort to die
Knowing that I Like Pie

Wrote that in 2mins...SOrry for any mistakes, correct me...First ever poem...I Know its random =P