"Dab is a Shitposting Retard" - Boombox 2016
Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Masturbation Thread. In other words, MPGH YOU FAP YOU LOSE. The game will officially begin on 1/1/13 EST. You now have until new year to get all the fapping and lust out of your system. Here are the guidelines you need to follow.If you read carefully, those are all indications that the pleasure you have done unto your bodies is masturbation as you're the one doing it, whereas sex is complete different. You're sticking your dick into a vagina which is attached to another person's body. Hopefully all this is fucking clear for you now.~Do not lie. If by some freak chance you are found out you lied you will be immediately disqualified and made fun of for having any sort of pleasure done unto your bodies whilst we continue to deprave ourselves.
Also, don't bring up autistic and people liking anime, I may love anime but that does not make me autistic and even if I was I'm still more of a better person than you are for not going after people's flaws.
Quoted so you can't edit.
Just why? You're masochist guys ?
I can't seem to figure out what you are arguing? I understand the no fapping. I understand the no pleasure and by no pleasure, sex would qualify. I was merely trying to make a joke but your idiot, anime loving, hentai masturbating ass, couldn't figure it out. Maybe if I put 50 fucking smiley faces around my post it would have been more clear.
And I since you got offended be me calling you autistic, I'm going to keep doing it. Your kind is fucking weird, socially awkward, wonder why you are only accepted by others that have the same taste, and complain when people make fun of you.
"Dab is a Shitposting Retard" - Boombox 2016
Skaterforeva1 (12-30-2013)
ill be famous if i win or what?
what i get if i win, money?
Sign me up, wahoo!
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Is this seriously an 80 response thread?
Jesus christ, so many teenage boys conversing about their masturbation habits.
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Dylan (01-07-2014),Spaghetti Master (12-31-2013)
ill join. no fap but naughty time with wife is acceptable right?
@AqworldThunder Come on you gotta edit it and make everyone in! Lots of work to do.