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    Birthday Sex?

    Will birthday sex be good for a gift ?

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    Depends.

    How much does she like sex.

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    ​No, Birthday sex is an absolutely terrible gift. That is unless they're deprived of sex for an entire year beforehand.
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
    You were seeking love.
    Here is the pit, here is your pit.
    Its name is Silence..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​No, Birthday sex is an absolutely terrible gift. That is unless they're deprived of sex for an entire year beforehand.
    Accolade sex.
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    If you can get a fucking ps4 instead, then FUCK NO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vertice View Post


    Accolade sex.
    After that amount of time, you'd most likely be able to get off to a brick wall, so it wouldn't be much of an award.
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
    You were seeking love.
    Here is the pit, here is your pit.
    Its name is Silence..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    After that amount of time, you'd most likely be able to get off to a brick wall, so it wouldn't be much of an award.
    hahha this is fucking epic dude.

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    30 seconds isn't a good present.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post
    30 seconds isn't a good present.
    BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

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    Seems more like a punishment for them. Besides wouldn't your hand have the same birthday as you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Seems more like a punishment for them. Besides wouldn't your hand have the same birthday as you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheKingOfGames View Post
    Will birthday sex be good for a gift ?
    No, Your mum won't have sex with you.
    Can't pass through the red plastic window.
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