About Girlfriend

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

As if most of the people here have one.
Otherwise they wouldn't be here in the first place.
In other words, love is good and bad.
Good because you can embrace it.
Bad because people get hurt.

[Bernard]

Got none .

[BurningAshes]

OP felt inlove and he doesn't know how to get her to like him as well. So he wants some suggestions.
- Cracked code by CMD thanks to @Mayion for teaching me how to use it.

You sir, deserve a medal.

[Ferris Bueller]

So this one time i saw my girl walking down the block and i was like shawty lemme see that rack you see what im sayin
now it turned out it wasn't my girflriend it was a body builders girl so i was like BTICH why you look lke my girlfrnd
so the guy tried to punch me but little did he know i was decent at martial arts.(Like really decent)(3rd degree black belt in 5 different styles decent)(i suck at tae kwon do though)(and Judo)
true story

[Anti]

Met from friends. Been dating for a month. Feels nice.

So now you can shut the fuck up.

[Terror In Paradise]

As if most of the people here have one.
Otherwise they wouldn't be here in the first place.
In other words, love is good and bad.
Good because you can embrace it.
Bad because people get hurt.

Much deepness.

[Assistive]

What OP Was Trying to Say:
Can you guys share stories about your girlfriends? (Something stupid/funny/weird she did)

Let me go to say that a majority of this site hasn't gotten outside of a peck on the cheek. Most of them bust a nut trying to talk to a girl. You wont get much from this community. Though I on the other hand can share a story...

My GF was talking dirty to me other the phone when I was doing a bunch of Black Friday shopping with my mom. I told my mom that I was going to pretend that I was her and tell my GF that my mom had read all those dirty messages. I said that she wasn't allowed to come over anymore and if I was to see her it was only when her parents were around and could confirm it with her. She got all embarrassed and starting saying sorry about 30 or so times before I told her I was kidding.
After she found out I was joking around with her she got mad at me, saying that relationships get ruined with jokes like that. She called me and was screaming for about 10 minutes before I finally just hung up. She came over later that day and I we had rough angry sex. It was awesome.