Counter-Strike Vs. Call of Duty & Battlefield: Battle Rhyme Lyrics

[Reav3R]

Hi, I've written this rap battle some time ago, figured I post it here; Call of Duty and Battlefield are ditched by Counter-Strike. Let me know what you think.

Counter-Strike, they strike, the bomb goes boom
Call of Duty, mom calls, go cleanup the bathroom
Call of Duties copy paste the same shit, it's not fair
And resell it for full price of sixty, every year

Counter-Strike, G.O., goes only for sixteen
And adds, brand-new features, before never seen
Call of Duty prices, four new maps at fifteen bucks
It's just one of many reasons, why your game sucks

In the mean time, Counter-Strike gets countless patches
And each and every one of them is free, and that's why it catches
It catches your eyes, no lies, changes everything
While your game has thirty gigs of shit, worth nothing

In the Black Ops, cock it sucks, a skin is two dollars
Selling motherfucking shit, having all the same colors
Counter-Strike has weapon skins, new maps all for free
Call of Duty keeps on charging us an overpriced fee

Call of Duty's netcode, a shitcode, only lags like hell
Counter-Strike never lags and it will never fail, SO HAIL

Who the fuck do you think you are? Telling me what to do?
I'm gonna piss on your Ghosts, Modern Warfares too

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Well come (not welcome) to Battlefield, noobshield, shitskilled game
In its large maps, choppers and tanks are lame
You can ride a motorcycle or ride my cock
Duck under my hairy cock, 'cuz you fucking suck

Grenade launcher, rocket launcher, grab a fucking bazooka, take
Down a building made of concrete, shut up for fuck's sake
Game for a fucking pussy, lesbian lucy, out of my face
Counter-Strike is dominating you, in this Arms Race

EA brother's gay, oh so gay he fucks his dad
While his dad is making Battlefield, so very sad
Battlefield has big maps, the size of my dick
That's why loadings take, one hour, you little prick

Who the fuck do you think you are? Telling me what to play?
Just go fuck the dad and Battlefield 'cuz they're so gay

Thanks from Counter-Strike fans are appreciated. I'll post Hitman Vs. MGS later...

[Sheep]

Ehhhh..

I only thanked because i like csgo

anyways, the bottoms a bit bad


the tops decent

[Reav3R]

Ehhhh..

I only thanked because i like csgo

anyways, the bottoms a bit bad


the tops decent

Bottom was done by my friend, we made a feat..
CoD is written by myself.

[Anti]

CS the kid already.

[Sheep]

CS the kid already.

Although i do agree he should get CS, this thread is not really a CS thread.
Not something that makes him deserve it.

He was asking for feedback, so let's stick to that, eh?

[Anti]

Although i do agree he should get CS, this thread is not really a CS thread.
Not something that makes him deserve it.

He was asking for feedback, so let's stick to that, eh?

My feedback was that I disliked it, so I said he deserved CS. Maybe it was not clear.

[Reav3R]

CS the kid already.

You should get CS for trashing my thread. Please politely add me to your ignore list the same way I've added you now and GO (not to be confused with GTFO).

[Anti]

You should get CS for trashing my thread. Please politely add me to your ignore list the same way I've added you now and GO (not to be confused with GTFO).

If this was true, we all would get CS for trashing threads. I was giving my opinion.

[Reav3R]

If this was true, we all would get CS for trashing threads. I was giving my opinion.

The CS I meant was Counter-Strike, so you could play and then it changes your mind.

If this were* true

[Anti]

The CS I meant was Counter-Strike, so you could play and then it changes your mind.

This guy deserves CS. Counter-Strike.

[maximon555]

While your game has thirty gigs of shit, worth nothing

I Lol'd .

[Reav3R]

I Lol'd .

I'm sure you'd LOL more when you read my Hitman Vs. MGS.

Opinion? @Jov

[[MPGH]Jov]

Call of duty is for no life ******s who prefer playin on a unrealistic game.
Play bf4

[Reav3R]

Call of duty is for no life ******s who prefer playin on a unrealistic game.
Play bf4

2nd verse for you, cs rules.