Sheep (02-05-2014)
Hi, I've written this rap battle some time ago, figured I post it here; Call of Duty and Battlefield are ditched by Counter-Strike. Let me know what you think.
Counter-Strike, they strike, the bomb goes boom
Call of Duty, mom calls, go cleanup the bathroom
Call of Duties copy paste the same shit, it's not fair
And resell it for full price of sixty, every year
Counter-Strike, G.O., goes only for sixteen
And adds, brand-new features, before never seen
Call of Duty prices, four new maps at fifteen bucks
It's just one of many reasons, why your game sucks
In the mean time, Counter-Strike gets countless patches
And each and every one of them is free, and that's why it catches
It catches your eyes, no lies, changes everything
While your game has thirty gigs of shit, worth nothing
In the Black Ops, cock it sucks, a skin is two dollars
Selling motherfucking shit, having all the same colors
Counter-Strike has weapon skins, new maps all for free
Call of Duty keeps on charging us an overpriced fee
Call of Duty's netcode, a shitcode, only lags like hell
Counter-Strike never lags and it will never fail, SO HAIL
Who the fuck do you think you are? Telling me what to do?
I'm gonna piss on your Ghosts, Modern Warfares too
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Well come (not welcome) to Battlefield, noobshield, shitskilled game
In its large maps, choppers and tanks are lame
You can ride a motorcycle or ride my cock
Duck under my hairy cock, 'cuz you fucking suck
Grenade launcher, rocket launcher, grab a fucking bazooka, take
Down a building made of concrete, shut up for fuck's sake
Game for a fucking pussy, lesbian lucy, out of my face
Counter-Strike is dominating you, in this Arms Race
EA brother's gay, oh so gay he fucks his dad
While his dad is making Battlefield, so very sad
Battlefield has big maps, the size of my dick
That's why loadings take, one hour, you little prick
Who the fuck do you think you are? Telling me what to play?
Just go fuck the dad and Battlefield 'cuz they're so gay
Thanks from Counter-Strike fans are appreciated. I'll post Hitman Vs. MGS later...
Last edited by Reav3R; 02-05-2014 at 02:39 AM.
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Sheep (02-05-2014)
Ehhhh..
I only thanked because i like csgo
anyways, the bottoms a bit bad
the tops decent
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CS the kid already.
there's nothing left for you here.
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Reav3R (02-05-2014)
I'm sure you'd LOL more when you read my Hitman Vs. MGS.
Opinion? @Jov
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Call of duty is for no life ******s who prefer playin on a unrealistic game.
Play bf4
THE EYES OF THE DAVESTAPO ARE UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO WE ARE GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE WE GONNA BE
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