[Give-away] 8 minecraft alts! (non-migrated)

[lemonshake]

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

or

Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window
Teacher : who just threw that?!
Boy : Me! I’m going home now.

[maxget]

[TwixEater]

Chuck Norris Joke
What do you think Chuck Norris favorite thing is in the world? Chuck Fuckin Norris

[nateisdabomb]

I THREW A KID IN A WELL
DONT ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

ILL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH
DAMNATIONAND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASNT LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY

YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDING
RIPPED SPLEEN SKIN WAS ROLLING
DARK NIGHT BLOOD WAS FLOWING
WHERE YOU THINK YOUR GOING BABY

HEY I JUST KILLED YOU
IM FUCKIN CRAZY
BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU
SO ROT THERE MAYBE

[maherobaid15]

I THREW A KID IN A WELL
DONT ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

ILL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH
DAMNATIONAND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASNT LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY

YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDING
RIPPED SPLEEN SKIN WAS ROLLING
DARK NIGHT BLOOD WAS FLOWING
WHERE YOU THINK YOUR GOING BABY

HEY I JUST KILLED YOU
IM FUCKIN CRAZY
BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU
SO ROT THERE MAYBE

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
nice parody brah XDD

[nateisdabomb]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
nice parody brah XDD

lol thanks

[maherobaid15]

Ty so much dude :P here
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!

[nateisdabomb]

Ty so much dude :P here
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!

nice one xD

[jacktheripper20]

Kid asked teacher:What is a deer with no eyes called
Teacher:No idea!
Kid:Correct!(No eye-dear)
Kid asked again what is a deer with no eyes, no head , no limbs called
Teacher:Idont know
Kid:Still no idea.

[klumel8]

you guys a F***ING hilarious!

The laughter is well worth the alts! depending on how many i get today, i might give away more than 2 today!

[trackerzone]

I NEED IT PLS PLS

[TheAltLegend]

Why thank you for being so kind. In respect, here are a few for all of you to use.
Feel free to vouch for me <3

pastebin.com/2BnwwRfF

[klumel8]

Why thank you for being so kind. In respect, here are a few for all of you to use.
Feel free to vouch for me <3

pastebin.com/2BnwwRfF

Sorry to say it, but these accounts are just from other alt lists. don't suggest that their yours when their not...
In the rules it states that you should ALWAYS give the owner of something the credits for it!


here are some free alts!
https://pastebin.com/6VxbXu9S

[lemonshake]

Sorry for my ignorance but what does non migrated and migrated mean ?

[klumel8]

Sorry for my ignorance but what does non migrated and migrated mean ?

migrated account = Email : password
un-migrated account = Username : password