IAMA person who believes I am the only person who exists. I am "God". Ask me anything

[APEXC]

@Jov oh you're BR well that explains everything the leeching, stupidity etc...
Back on topic well I think this is very interesting I would like to see more of this... No you are letting me enjoying it because I am a creation of you because you are God.

[Scotia]

Aha now here's the issue, I am the only God to ever grace his presence to MPGH so you are obviously lying to everyone in General.

[Democritus]

You are Dave's sheep, therefor you cannot be a god. Gods are an all mighty force, you are under someone, Dave.

[AQWThunder]

If you're god then will Kizumonogatari be released?

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Give me a billion dollars or you're full of shit.

/solved

[[MPGH]Psychotic]

What's the meaning of life?
What's beyond the edges of the universe?
How did you come into existence?
What religious philosophy is correct if any?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The meaning of life is whatever you reasonably can amount to it as an NPC. The meaning of life is nothing as you are a mere NPC / figment of myself.
Beyond the edges of the universe is empty void as that is where my imagination has stopped, however imagination is unrestricted, so therefore there is no edge of the universe. The universe is what you "humans" have explored, or at least the observable universe, so anything outside of the observable universe is consdered the edge, so technically it's just more planets, stars, and dust.
I came into existence by creation. Not a biological creation, just a depiction of myself.
No religious belief or philosophy is correct. It's a good piece of fiction though!
0 because they use the wood to make dams.
@Doge+
Cool is something to be sought of highly or higher than most by a specific being. Me eating my own feces could be cool -- in my eyes.
@Time
That's just euphoria.
@-Lame
Yep, I eat, sleep, drink, fuck pussy.
Prove to me that dinosaurs existed. Fossils are there because I enjoy putting the curiousity of man into philosphical and theoretical statements of past present and future.
No, heaven and hell is just another word for hope. Some hope for a place depicted in all white where you sit and watch the humans live their life, and some hope for others that they go to hell where it is wretched, red, and full of fire. I made no such thing.
No, I can't show you a miracle, I don't have to, because I know that I'm God.
I have no son. That is just a bunch of monkeys who wrote the bible and suggested there be a son of God to send messages down to the humans even though I'm right here.
Anal sex is not okay.
@arunforce
Money can not solve anything. Money is an object, a name, a word for a piece of paper imprinted text that suggests it's legitamacy and worth. I do not have to prove my omniscience to you, but rather you must prove I am NOT God.

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Money can not solve anything. Money is an object, a name, a word for a piece of paper imprinted text that suggests it's legitamacy and worth. I do not have to prove my omniscience to you, but rather you must prove I am NOT God.

You misspelled "legitimacy," you're no God.

[Bumboxe's Sheep]

If so, then how would you have a legitimate or real argument with non-existent people to prove you are a god or not
It would be like staring at a mirror thinking if the one you see is really you and asking the reflection to prove it if it is really you or not

We Have A Lunatic.
No point to argue.

[Bumboxe's Sheep]

You misspelled "legitimacy," you're no God.

#Powend
/msgtooshort

[willy14]

Good job man!

[AQWThunder]

The meaning of life is whatever you reasonably can amount to it as an NPC. The meaning of life is nothing as you are a mere NPC / figment of myself.
Beyond the edges of the universe is empty void as that is where my imagination has stopped, however imagination is unrestricted, so therefore there is no edge of the universe. The universe is what you "humans" have explored, or at least the observable universe, so anything outside of the observable universe is consdered the edge, so technically it's just more planets, stars, and dust.

So when's Kizumonogatari getting released? If you're god then you must know.

[Batman]

Make @Rance-sama love me

[Symboliq]

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Anal sex is not okay.

This is actually a really nice thread. You have really built this well and every response is very smart. I appreciate the hard work bro, really nice. (no joke)

[AQWThunder]

Make @Rance-sama love me

Even if all fictional deities came together I still wouldn't love your pathetic ass. Now if you're female then it's a different story...

[Based God]

bro thats what im fucking saying. im fucking god and you cant tell me im not.