1. I would love to have a lock like that in my house.
2. Do you really have to play video games even when you are fucking pissing?!
3. The phone stun gun thing... just no. Don't want my penis stunned by accident.
4. Give me at least 3 GOOD uses for the fluid.
5. WATERMELOWN!!
6. If I see a kid in my neighbourhood with that thing on his bike, I swear to god he is going to get bullied.
7. Now this shark-like water thing is cool!