I'M THE MASTER RACE

[4chan]

The Caucasian has not been chosen to lead the world. They lack true emotions in their creation. We never intended them to be peaceful. They were bred to be killers, with low reproduction levels and a short life span. What you call Negroid was to live 1,000 years each and the other humans 120 years. But the warrior seed of Caucasians only 60 years. They were only created to fight other invading races, to protect the God race Negroids. But they went insane, lost control when they were left unattended. They were never to taste blood. They did, and their true nature came out.…


ALL PRAISE NEGROID

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Crazy as fuck and not /dix for once.

I'm confused.

[Anti]

/turnedonforslavery

[Batman]

There's a difference between your opinion and cake.

I asked for the cake.

[Famous]

What are you going on about??

[KillTheNoise]

What you gonna do about it ******

[Aborted]

How does a black woman know she is pregnant?
When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a field full of black people?
The good old days.

Why do Blacks never have Sex Ed. and Driver's Ed. on the same day?
They have to give the donkey a break at some point.

Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens.
It's their kids who cause all the trouble.

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster…
Now it doesn't work.

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
Nine months.

I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass.
I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone.

What's the difference between cancer and Black people?
Cancer got Jobs.

What's a word that white people can call white people, but black people can't call black people?
Dad.

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A jail break.

How can you tell if a nigga is pregnant?
Have her squat on a watermelon and check it for teeth marks.

What do a ****** and an apple have in common?
Both look great hanging from a tree.

Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.

How does a black woman fight crime?
She gets an abortion.

What's the difference between a ****** and a pile of dog shit?
Eventually the pile of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.

[Anti]

[FONT="Trebuchet MS"][COLOR="DarkRed"]

How does a black woman know she is pregnant?
When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a field full of black people?
The good old days.

Why do Blacks never have Sex Ed. and Driver's Ed. on the same day?
They have to give the donkey a break at some point.

Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens.
It's their kids who cause all the trouble.

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster…
Now it doesn't work.

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
Nine months.

I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass.
I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone.

What's the difference between cancer and Black people?
Cancer got Jobs.

What's a word that white people can call white people, but black people can't call black people?
Dad.

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A jail break.

How can you tell if a nigga is pregnant?
Have her squat on a watermelon and check it for teeth marks.

What do a ****** and an apple have in common?
Both look great hanging from a tree.

Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.

How does a black woman fight crime?
She gets an abortion.

What's the difference between a ****** and a pile of dog shit?
Eventually the pile of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.

What's a word that white people can call white people, but black people can't call black people?
Dad.


Bahahahaha!

[Necc]

How does a black woman know she is pregnant?
When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a field full of black people?
The good old days.

Why do Blacks never have Sex Ed. and Driver's Ed. on the same day?
They have to give the donkey a break at some point.

Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens.
It's their kids who cause all the trouble.

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster…
Now it doesn't work.

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
Nine months.

I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass.
I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone.

What's the difference between cancer and Black people?
Cancer got Jobs.

What's a word that white people can call white people, but black people can't call black people?
Dad.

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A jail break.

How can you tell if a nigga is pregnant?
Have her squat on a watermelon and check it for teeth marks.

What do a ****** and an apple have in common?
Both look great hanging from a tree.

Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.

How does a black woman fight crime?
She gets an abortion.

What's the difference between a ****** and a pile of dog shit?
Eventually the pile of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.

Ahh, couldn't stop laughing. I need to take these to work tomorrow.

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Ahh, couldn't stop laughing. I need to take these to work tomorrow.

10/10 recommended.

[Ticherhaz]

Painted with black. lol

[Mokou-Sama]

aww may god, aborted's jokes cracked me up

[4chan]

How does a black woman know she is pregnant?
When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a field full of black people?
The good old days.

Why do Blacks never have Sex Ed. and Driver's Ed. on the same day?
They have to give the donkey a break at some point.

Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens.
It's their kids who cause all the trouble.

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster…
Now it doesn't work.

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
Nine months.

I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass.
I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone.

What's the difference between cancer and Black people?
Cancer got Jobs.

What's a word that white people can call white people, but black people can't call black people?
Dad.

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A jail break.

How can you tell if a nigga is pregnant?
Have her squat on a watermelon and check it for teeth marks.

What do a ****** and an apple have in common?
Both look great hanging from a tree.

Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.

How does a black woman fight crime?
She gets an abortion.

What's the difference between a ****** and a pile of dog shit?
Eventually the pile of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.

Old pasta. Not even funny. learn2becreative