Not safe to leave your money at the bank

[Poison]

So, my mom found my pile of cash disorganized in my cabinet and told me that it could get stolen and to leave it at the bank, logically I thought that was crazy and irrational and asked various people where could I keep my money safe and they all said the same thing to leave it at a bank, still skeptical I researched it.





I was right it is unsafe

[-Lame]

You must be stupid.

[BenXer]

HAHAHHAHA HOLY SHIT

[TheGloriousRance]

11/10 chance that a dirty Zionist bastard took the money

[Color]

Keep your money under your mattress near your 12 gauge, safest it can be.

[Bernard]

lol pretty funny.

[TheFrikinAsian]

Most banks ensure you that no money will be lost from your personal bank account(s) if the amount does not exceed 'x' amount of dollars. That is still unsafe. The best way to keep your money safe is to invest all of your money into psychical items that could be easily stolen or destroyed in a house fire. Prime examples would be most clothing, food, printer paper, or even wall-mounted pelts of rare animals.

[Not an Asian]

I keep my money in my ass, no one would ever expect it to be there

Most banks ensure you that no money will be lost from your personal bank account(s) if the amount does not exceed 'x' amount of dollars. That is still unsafe. The best way to keep your money safe is to invest all of your money into psychical items that could be easily stolen or destroyed in a house fire. Prime examples would be most clothing, food, printer paper, or even wall-mounted pelts of rare animals.

GOD FUCKING DAMN THAT CAPS

[Kevin]

Most banks ensure you that no money will be lost from your personal bank account(s) if the amount does not exceed 'x' amount of dollars. That is still unsafe. The best way to keep your money safe is to invest all of your money into psychical items that could be easily stolen or destroyed in a house fire. Prime examples would be most clothing, food, printer paper, or even wall-mounted pelts of rare animals.

Psychical

[TheFrikinAsian]

Psychical

Sorry my shitty phone auto-corrected it wrong. Whenever I try to say push, it automatically changes it to pussy. -_-

[somewhatpro]

Just buy a safe and put your money in it , i'm doing the same thing...

[Poison]

Sorry my shitty phone auto-corrected it wrong. Whenever I try to say push, it automatically changes it to pussy. -_-

your phone has tourettes

[TheFrikinAsian]

your phone has tourettes

I couldn't agree more.

[Kazusa Touma]

Vagina wallets are the future.

[Anti]

i keep my money in a bank and I don't have issues.