Lol, fkurface god.
Listen to Jetamay, he is pro at this.
I am the God.
Lol, fkurface god.
There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
lawl advice coming from jetamay
movie or restaurant is good place to go on a 1st date like any other normal human being but in this case, i can't help you.
be spontaneous(dont ask her for permission) and kiss her, hold her hand, be nice....
Fuck her bestfriend, go to bed drunker then an irish dockworker at 3am on payday, walk around naked, never shave, leave the seat up, showers are a def. no no.
use that and you'll be set.
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one word: tequilla.
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just let her be ontop
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lol its YOUR turn to be the plastic fuck doll enjoy it. lol but seriously if ur askin for help on dating on MPGH......i feel sooo bad for u lol
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fuck her.............
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If hes asking us what to do hes obviously never even been with a girl. He will get all sweaty and shit, stare at her and she will want to go home. I just summed up the night.
make her use protection no matter what she says!!!!
and lol akward dates....funnn times. lol
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