Holy shit!

[PyrexxHero®]

I had a ten-sac in my pocket and a homemade bong out of a Nestle Milkshake bottle in my jacket pockets and I was already really high walking around at like 12:30 at night and a cop pulls me over.
I fucking freaked, but I hid it as best as I could.
The weed too.
Anyway, he's asking my name and where I live and what school I go to sounding hella pissed and frusterated.
I tell him and near the end my voice starts shaking.
then he asks me if I know a "dani" that lived in my neighbor hood that goes to the nearby middle school.
I didn't even know we had other kids in my area so he got back in his car.
I swear to god I don't think I've ever been more relaxed after I found out he wasn't worrying about me.
He cracks a joke about how im a junior in high school, and it would be wierd and almost illegal to be hanging out with 2 junior high girls.
He rides away and I ditch my uneeded pipe in my neighbors garbage can, snuck back in my house, got a wotter bottle for my cotton mouth and made a nutella sammich to cure the munchies.

This deserves a

[-A-TechMonkeyProduction]

lol i had something like that happen to me once except i wasn't high (dont smoke) and it wasn't the cops (teacher)

[PyrexxHero®]

the fuck are you talking about?
thats nothing like what happened to me!
YOu woulda got a stupid detention, i wold be going to juvy!

[GOD]

[UrbanCowboy]

the fuck are you talking about?
thats nothing like what happened to me!
YOu woulda got a stupid detention, i wold be going to juvy!

hey dude , i'm telling you a story about "relaxed " the dutch gouverment is !! I was in possession of 11 pre-rolled Joints and the coppers took my drivinglicense and i wasn't even smoking !!!!

[PyrexxHero®]

If I had been caught with even a little nug I would be in juvy dood.
thats nothing as bad as getting our drivers liscence taken
and GOD, i'm not trollin

[Obey]

Huge troll. Yuuhppp yuhp

[Weed Farmer™]

you are trollin

[Horney]

hey dude , i'm telling you a story about "relaxed " the dutch gouverment is !! I was in possession of 11 pre-rolled Joints and the coppers took my drivinglicense and i wasn't even smoking !!!!

just giv em one and they do nothing

[Obey]

I'm in need of some weed bro. I think I'ma get blown out of my mind today. Not sure yet though. D: I have my mind on so much shit.

[Horney]

I'm in need of some weed bro. I think I'ma get blown out of my mind today. Not sure yet though. D: I have my mind on so much shit.

BLOW THAT SHIT AWAY MATE JZ LIEK MEH

[Ricky1337]

Close one, i always run from the police never gotten caught but im pretty good free running and i am a graff writer so i dont think they would wste their engery chaseing me.

[Horney]

Close one, i always run from the police never gotten caught but im pretty good free running and i am a graff writer so i dont think they would wste their engery chaseing me.

I'm also good at free running when i run from the police.

[Ricky1337]

I'm also good at free running when i run from the police.

Yeh lol it comes in handy xD and wen im getting chased buy owners of what i tagged on (only been chased by owners a few times)

[OMARz]