Yeah, I think he didn't think this one through. He probably thinks it's some magical world where you can do stuff, and time isn't money.
But hey, he should be glad that he didn't end up looking as stupid as @Assistive / @JamesWoods, that's for sure.
BRING BACK BT, BRING BACK SAGA, BRING BACK VF, BRING BACK MPGHCRAFT, BRING BACK HABAMON
That's why I said
Doesn't explain why @Assistive is retarded as fuck though.
Anyways, most brokers require like $100 to open an account, and I wouldn't recommend anything under $1000, because the fees will kill you, even the limited free trades w/ no fees usually expire after a month, and even penny stocks won't help you out.
BRING BACK BT, BRING BACK SAGA, BRING BACK VF, BRING BACK MPGHCRAFT, BRING BACK HABAMON