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You: HEY
Stranger: HI
You: DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS!!
Stranger: NO I DONT
You: ITS DAVE84311
Stranger: OMG DAVE
Stranger: I KNEW A DAVE ONCE
Stranger: HIS NAME WAS DAVE
You: WANNA BE MOD ON MY SITE
Stranger: HE WAS COOL
Stranger: HELL YEAH
Stranger: LINK THAT SHIT YO
You: BUT THERES RULES
Stranger: WHUTS THAT?
Stranger: I WONT RAPE ANYBODY
Stranger: SWEAR
Stranger: I HAVNT DONE THAT IN
Stranger: A YEAR
You: BUT THATS THE PROBLEM
You: I NEED A GOOD RAPING
You: ARUN STOPPED RAPING ME 3 MONTHS AGO
Stranger: WELL I MAY BE OUTTA PRACTICE
Stranger: BUT ILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO
You: THE ONLY ONE THAT WANTS TO RAPE ME IS TOXIN
You: BUT HE NOT AS GOOD AS ARUN
Stranger: WELL I RAPE YOU
You: SO I NEED A NEW MOD TO RAPE ME
Stranger: I USED TO BE THE BEST
Stranger: THAT WAS MY REAL QUEST
You: AS GOOD AS ARUN?
Stranger: AND TO CHANGE THEM
Stranger: IS MY CAUSE
You: COOL
Stranger: I GOTTA RAPE THEM ALL YO
You: WHEN CAN YOU START
Stranger: I CAN START LIKE
Stranger: NOW
You: BUT INNA ISNT DONE HAVING SEX WITH MY ASS
You: SO IT MAY TAKE A WEEK TO GET YOU INTO THE SYSTEM
Stranger: WELL TELL HIM ITS MY TURN
You: INNA IS SLOW
Stranger: ILL CHOP HIS DICK OFF
Stranger: AND WE CAN WORK FROM THERE
You: INNA WORSE THAN TOXIN
You: OK WELL ILL CONTACT YOU IN A WEEK AND WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT
Stranger: YOU NEED SOME QUALITY RAPING BOY
Stranger: AWESOME
You: I USE TO HAVE ARUN?
You:
You: OK WELL CYA
Stranger: SUCKS MAN
Stranger: I FEEL YA
You: START PRACTICING
Stranger: I ALREADY AM
You: GEWD
Stranger: <3
You: YOU BETTER BE AS GOOD AS ARUN
You: BECAUSE IVE BEEN SAD FOR A WHILE
Stranger: ILL MAKE YOU HAPPY
You: NOTHING TO DO BUT TALK IN CAPS
Stranger: JUST LIKE GOOD OLD TIMES
You: OK CYA LATER MAN
Stranger: LATER SEXY
Stranger: but i dont want you to leave..
You: BUT I WILL SEE YOU IN A WEEK!
You have disconnected.