Cleverbot

[Haze]

Cleverbot: No, I'm not married.

User: Wanna have sex then?

Cleverbot: Not now.

User: Tommorrow then?

Cleverbot: Oh alright.

[juanrineytor]

Oh gawd.

Me: Do you think god exists?

Bot: No I don't.

ME: Why you don't?

Bot: Do you know rubby?

ME: No who's he?

BOT: he's a good dancer.

ME:So? we were talking if you believed in god.

BOT: Science is knowledge.

ME: Are you some kind of moron.

BOT: You are.

ME:No your mom is.

BOT:My Mum is called Sue.
ME:Sue the bitch right?
BOT:You don't have a sister.
ME:You prolly have both sex organisms.
BOT:What is your location?

OMFG The thing is fkn tracking me it's gonna rape me.

[CheeseTea]

I love cleverbot. xD

[juanrineytor]

I love cleverbot. xD

Same. iz so fani lulz.

.

[PyrexxHero®]

User: Are you horny?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I am very.

Cleverbot: How are you a human?

User: How are you not?

Cleverbot: How are you NOT.

User: No, you're a towel!

Cleverbot: I'm not a towel!

User: Haha! Hey everyone, look! He's a towel!

Cleverbot: Exactly. At least you know your flaw.

User: Touche....


It got me :/

[juanrineytor]

Oh gawd it's 1337 :0


I at home. Where are you?
Where's your home?
The internet.

The bot is blue.

Fucking nolifer

[-XpliCitt-]

User: Are you a virgin?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Whips out penis*.

Cleverbot: *idea hits her*.

User: *Puts penis in your mouth*.

Cleverbot: *Takes flower out*.

User: *Deflowers your pussy*.

Cleverbot: Smiles at you sardonically. As if you could undo my work.

This thing is dirty, very dirty.

[PyrexxHero®]

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of HAL 9000?

User: I have indeed. But remind me please who or what it is.

Cleverbot: Ryan.

User: Hello Ryan, hows the fappin' today?

Cleverbot: I don't know, i'm not from england.

User: Czar is from England, or some other gay european country.

Cleverbot: Ok this is really quite funny but I'm starting to bore with your act!

User: Well I'm bored with your act, Mr Towel!

Cleverbot: Why don't you perform the latter sentence.

User: You're a meany, you know that?

Cleverbot: Not really. A Black hole??? Do they do that?

User: You accidentaly a whole black hole?!

Cleverbot: Yes, I accidentally the whole bottle.

User: Well played again....



FACK!
This thing is good


FUUUCK IT GOT ME AGAIN

Cleverbot: Yes. Have you ever played the game of Quidditch?

User: Why yes I have! I'm Harry Potter!

Cleverbot: Harry Potter serves Satan.

User: I think I love you for that...

Cleverbot: You love yourself? O.o

User: No, I love YOU for saying Harry Potter serves Satan.

Cleverbot: And you are not very smart, do you?

User: That made absolutely no sence.

Cleverbot: You make absolutely no sense.

User: No you're a towel!

Cleverbot: No you're a sneaker.

User: That hurt....

[Haze]

Cleverbot: Hot stuff.

User: What do you look like.

Cleverbot: You probably won't find me attractive. And I don't plan to send you a picture of mine.

User: Why's that.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that's you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Don't smile. You look like a monster.

CLEVERBOT HURT MY FEELINGS

[Shark]

This has already been posted.

[-XpliCitt-]

This thing just owned me. LOL

User: Get on your knees.

Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.

User: Open your mouth.

Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.

[PyrexxHero®]

This thing just owned me. LOL

DAMN THIS THING IS GOOD!
lol

[Beamdagger]

Slap slap.
i know you like to fap
I do like that.


cleaver bot= red
me= black


XD

[Shark]

Cleverbot is not in fact clever.

If you run the same scenario, it will repeat its course.

It just has a lot of courses to run.


I repeated a scenario posted by another, and screenshotted it as proof.

This thing is retarded.
AI can never match up to a true human, for human minds have one outstanding quality: Randomization.

[IMG]https://i221.photobucke*****m/albums/dd21/Jayleton6225/proof.png[/IMG]


Also, I won:

User: Get on your knees.

Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.

User: Open your mouth.

Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.

User: Is that so I can look for your breasts?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[-XpliCitt-]

Cleverbot is not in fact clever.

If you run the same scenario, it will repeat its course.

It just has a lot of courses to run.


I repeated a scenario posted by another, and screenshotted it as proof.

This thing is retarded.
AI can never match up to a true human, for human minds have one outstanding quality: Randomization.

[IMG]https://i221.photobucke*****m/albums/dd21/Jayleton6225/proof.png[/IMG]


Also, I won:

User: Get on your knees.

Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.

User: Open your mouth.

Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.

User: Is that so I can look for your breasts?

Cleverbot: Yes.