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    I honestly call bullshit, but again if it is good luck fuck cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradise` View Post
    I honestly call bullshit, but again if it is good luck fuck cancer.
    I still don't know why they call it cancer. It's basically a small infection in a small area that is easily removed, and you have almost a 100% chance of getting rid of it.
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    try not to get hard when the doctor checks your nut
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vied View Post
    try not to get hard when the doctor checks your nut
    Why? It's natural and if a doctor laughs, he's a fucking dick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post

    HAHA you're so cheeky cunt.
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    Well, good luck bud, but one less nut to worry about.

    Infection isn't cancer, sometimes medical experts are top out dumb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Having one testicle will give you mad troll fuel for future sexual partners
    Wat? How? I have one and I've never used it to troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by orlyy View Post
    Wat? How? I have one and I've never used it to troll.
    Dont tell em about it and when they see it and ask why you only have one nut just freak the fuck out and pretend you had no idea you only have one nut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Dont tell em about it and when they see it and ask why you only have one nut just freak the fuck out and pretend you had no idea you only have one nut.
    Since your a gurl, have you met a guy with one nut and felt turned off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by T!me View Post

    Since your a gurl, have you met a guy with one nut and felt turned off?
    I thought @Doc was a dude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T!me View Post

    Since your a gurl, have you met a guy with one nut and felt turned off?
    Nope, nope, nope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Dont tell em about it and when they see it and ask why you only have one nut just freak the fuck out and pretend you had no idea you only have one nut.
    wut. No one ever notices unless I specifically tell them, there isn't that big of a difference for the general public to notice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MNSubaru View Post
    Noticed a lump on my left testicle this morning, told my dad, he brought me to his office and he thinks it's cancer too. He's going to run some tests to make sure.

    I'm fucking scared. What if I have to have an Orchiectomy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by orlyy View Post
    wut. No one ever notices unless I specifically tell them, there isn't that big of a difference for the general public to notice.
    Are you saying that when a chick fondles with your balls she can't tell? You must have really small gonads.
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