I might have testicular cancer...

[Minnesota Dabs]

Noticed a lump on my left testicle this morning, told my dad, he brought me to his office and he thinks it's cancer too. He's going to run some tests to make sure.

I'm fucking scared. What if I have to have an Orchiectomy?

[Exquisite]

Than I guess you'll only have one nut~~~~~~ Like Hitler

[elysiumpiers]

Sounds intense, though it's kinda weird to have a parent immediately think their child has a form of cancer, but I personally doubt it. How old are you?

[Mokou-Sama]

Jesus Christ, lets hope its nothing serious...
Good luck man @MNSubaru

[HalfBajan]

Try and ejac so hard that it comes out of ur peehole

But nah, best to go to a doctor asap.

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

Let's just hope it's not. Testicular cancer is not as common, but the survival rate is high.

[FastKnight]

Try and ejac so hard that it comes out of ur peehole

im going to hell for laughing at that rofl

[[MPGH]Austin]

well if you do got testie cancer you most likely wont have kids

[Minnesota Dabs]

well if you do got testie cancer you most likely wont have kids

Depends on the severity of the cancer. I only had the bump on my left testicle, and if all goes down, I'd at most lose that testicle. Hell, I could get one of them removed right now, and I'd still be able to have kids.

It's like your organs that have a duplicate, you only need one.

[Pikush]

All in all this isn't that bad, but I'd rather have 2 testicles than 1.

[orlyy]

All in all this isn't that bad, but I'd rather have 2 testicles than 1.

I have one. I am da uni-baller nigga.


Really though, it's not that big of a deal. Get a sample frozen, and there you go.

[Caves]

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[Farting Scum]

Dang man, I am sorry.

[Ferris Bueller]

Your dad's a physician?

OT: Wow. Let's hope it's not cancer and it's just a bruise from beating off too much. Cancer is serious yo.

[Minnesota Dabs]

Your dad's a physician?

OT: Wow. Let's hope it's not cancer and it's just a bruise from beating off too much. Cancer is serious yo.

He's a Pediatric Surgeon.