DayZ Mod: Teleport all Players

[Mizzle420420]

Some Simple Sqf TP, works in Arma 2, Arma 3, DayZ: Mod.

Teleport All Players:

        _players = playableUnits;
	if (player != _x) then 
	{
		_dir = getdir vehicle player;
		_pos = getPosATL vehicle player;
		_pos2 = [(_pos select 0)+(2+random 10)*sin(_dir),(_pos select 1)+(2+random 10)*cos(_dir),(_pos select 2)];
		deleteVehicle _x;
		_x setPosATL _pos2;
	}foreach _players;

Teleport All Players Repeatedly:

while {true} do 
{
	_players = playableUnits;
	if (player != _x) then 
	{
		_dir = getdir vehicle player;
		_pos = getPosATL vehicle player;
		_pos2= [(_pos select 0)+(2+random 10)*sin(_dir),(_pos select 1)+(2+random 10)*cos(_dir),(_pos select 2)];
		deleteVehicle _x;
		_x setPosATL _pos2;
	}foreach _players;
	sleep 5;
};

[Declared]

Good release. Hey Mizzle, I heard you are battling cancer, I know that must be hard man.. just stay strong.

[Jun19972]

Good release. Hey Mizzle, I heard you are battling cancer, I know that must be hard man.. just stay strong.

I have a friend that is battling cancer i feel pain for anyone that is going through hope you win mizzle

[Mizzle420420]

Good release. Hey Mizzle, I heard you are battling cancer, I know that must be hard man.. just stay strong.

That is completely false, I'm not sure where you heard that but they don't seem to be a creditable source.

[Jun19972]

That is completely false, I'm not sure where you heard that but they don't seem to be a creditable source.

will i guess you shouldnt believe everything on the internet xD

[Jme]

That is completely false, I'm not sure where you heard that but they don't seem to be a creditable source.

someone also told me you had 3 testicles, and you went in to have 1 removed, but they removed 2 by mistake, so now you have 1 ball, then you were mad so they inflated it. now you have 1 gigantic ball, is that true?

[Mizzle420420]

someone also told me you had 3 testicles, and you went in to have 1 removed, but they removed 2 by mistake, so now you have 1 ball, then you were mad so they inflated it. now you have 1 gigantic ball, is that true?

I in fact have two normal size testicles with no surgery required

[.T-Bone]

nice release

[Madrox]

Iread this while drinking a soda..and i snarfed it..... :-(

[Declared]

someone also told me you had 3 testicles, and you went in to have 1 removed, but they removed 2 by mistake, so now you have 1 ball, then you were mad so they inflated it. now you have 1 gigantic ball, is that true?

That was me Jme.. Unfortunately..

[Kitchenary]

Thank you for the release!

[Mizzle420420]

I have a friend that is battling cancer i feel pain for anyone that is going through hope you win mizzle

Nice signature btw

[Jun19972]

Nice signature btw

ty it was made long ago when he was still alive in this forum seems that he died out because he was a skid himself

[GoldFarash]

Thank you for sharing! Have used it a lot already

[Mizzle420420]

ty it was made long ago when he was still alive in this forum seems that he died out because he was a skid himself

His pc broke or someshit.