I don't care what anyone says, I took a look at it and it's real in my eyes, and i know half of the people reading my post are like "Fucking Stoner" but really, just put your mind in the story, It's completely, real...
I don't care what anyone says, I took a look at it and it's real in my eyes, and i know half of the people reading my post are like "Fucking Stoner" but really, just put your mind in the story, It's completely, real...
Byrd (09-06-2010)
zombies... meet my beneli >
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This bug infects rats, but can only breed inside the intestines of a cat. The parasite knows it needs to get the rat inside the cat (yes, we realize this sounds like the beginning of the most fucked-up Dr. Seuss poem ever) so the parasite takes over the rat's freaking brain, and intentionally makes it scurry toward where the cats hang out. The rat is being programmed to get itself eaten, and it doesn't even know.
Read more: 5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen | Cracked.com
fucktard, if we would be infected, we would go search cats.
but these cats cant do use shit
Zombies are as fast as snails.
ZOMBIES SHALL NEVER KILL ME
I knew The Zombie Survival Guide was not a waste of money.
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FUCK STEVE HARVEY
I am a Beast. Feed me Rappers or Feed me Beats.