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  1. 12-29-2010 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by pushdis15 View Post
    i got a daughter and im 17 years old shets a fail man use condoms
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    Quote Originally Posted by InHuman View Post


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    Spread her legs and then pick her up. Like put your forearms behind her knees, and then act like your doing a curl. Then put her on the wall.

    ffs this conversation is so weird. I feel strange giving this advice to minors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derpderp View Post
    Spread her legs and then pick her up. Like put your forearms behind her knees, and then act like your doing a curl. Then put her on the wall.

    ffs this conversation is so weird. I feel strange giving this advice to minors.
    Dude... Lol... it's not too bad... atleast your gf/ex-gf and her group didn't threaten to kill you the next time they see you... And call you a gay ass hoe... and some other stuff I wont repeat on a public forum
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    doggy style and just put it in from behind. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by HackTesteR View Post

    Dude... Lol... it's not too bad... atleast your gf/ex-gf and her group didn't threaten to kill you the next time they see you... And call you a gay ass hoe... and some other stuff I wont repeat on a public forum

    It must suck to be you.



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    Quote Originally Posted by HackTesteR View Post


    Dude... Lol... it's not too bad... atleast your gf/ex-gf and her group didn't threaten to kill you the next time they see you... And call you a gay ass hoe... and some other stuff I wont repeat on a public forum
    I used to be really cool with a guy until I started dating his sister. I didnt even know it until like a month in either. Needless to say we stopped hanging out.
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  8. 12-29-2010 #53
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    I can't even get a girlfriend.

    Haven't had one in... 2 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    I can't even get a girlfriend.

    Haven't had one in... 2 years.
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  10. 12-29-2010 #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    I'm 15 and I've never even kissed a girl.
    lol ...
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    tryin to get outta the relationship with my ex. but keep getting sucked in. im tryin to get the girl i actually love
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    Quote Originally Posted by derpderp View Post
    Then get off of MPGH 24/7 and go out and get one.
    No one likes me.

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    Shut up Mr. Emotional.
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    I've been switching between 2 girls for the pst 2 years almost... but 1 has had enough I guess... even though I don't do nothing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post


    No one likes me.



    Shut up Mr. Emotional.
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    call me major

    vital do you have facebook?
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