If you broke into your arch enemies house

**aanthonyz** · 03-10-2011

Have a SHIT party.

Invite all my friends, neighbors, hobos, etc and cover the entire inside of his house in shit. I mean everywhere, inside his computer, in his closet, in his TV. EVERYWHERE!

**Ferris Bueller** · 03-10-2011

Originally Posted by Puffin

fuck his wife + children

That's nice!

**Mr.1337** · 03-11-2011

I'd do his chores, leave some money, clean his house, make him a sandwhich, suck his dick, be his sex slave and then....

suck his dick again

Ed · 03-11-2011

Jizz everywhere and shit on his remotes

**Bandicoot** · 03-11-2011

id strap him on the bondage ropes whislt playing the annoying orange laugh full blast 24/7

**HannibalJr** · 03-11-2011

Originally Posted by Bandicoot

id strap him on the bondage ropes whislt playing the annoying orange laugh full blast 24/7

lol .

**Empire** · 03-11-2011

Torture. Rape. *******.

**Snipermon** · 03-11-2011

let him stole my house easy

**Jailbroken671** · 03-11-2011

Take everything from his house and take a nice shit everywhere before i left, maybe add a little TNT to the house

**[MPGH]Doc** · 03-11-2011

Originally Posted by Coeus

Decorate the place as if it were Christmas

That's what I'd do. Especially if they were Jewish

Also put prawns and fish in the air conditioning.

**Gaz** · 03-11-2011

Jizz on his bed, and get as much gay poster as i can and stick them every where in his house then post on Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook that his got gay stuff.

**[MPGH]Doc** · 03-11-2011

Originally Posted by -Gh0st-™

Jizz on his bed, and get as much gay poster as i can and stick them every where in his house then post on Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook that his got gay stuff.

1. where will u get the posters from.

2. how will you get them without looking gay urself.

3. How are you going to provide proof that those gay things are his.

4. How are you going to explain why you're taking photos of his gay stuff.

Think about the bigger picture

**Nismo** · 03-11-2011

Superglue all his light bulbs to their fittings and the smash them all with a hammer, leave all the taps running, cut as many wires as I could find, and install wireless sirens that I could control from my house

**Margherita** · 03-11-2011

I would fuck his girlfriend because she's hot & they chill a lot

**radnomguywfq3** · 03-11-2011

I wouldn't because they'd shoot me (Who gets the reference >> ? )

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