Guilford Patrol

[Ciao Fags]

nah it goes like this mate.
every sentence ends with mate, mate.
so what ya dooin roun ere mate!
im douuin me poutrolin mate.
mate.

Either that or "bro"

[Empire]

Is stuooopid.

Get this:

Yesterday someone threw an obscure sort of liquid at us - which is disgusting considering the kind of people we deal with. The day before someone told us to fuck off, and the day before that someone called us "Pigs." (Because they think we're cops, lol.)

Like what kind of patrol?

Parking violations? Parking meters? What we talking about here?

[radnomguywfq3]

Like what kind of patrol?

Parking violations? Parking meters? What we talking about here?

Literally, just walking around and making sure there aren't any problems - if there are, we just call it in. We aren't police or anything. We have no authority.

[Haze]

OINK OINK, PIGGIES ON PATROL.

No but seriously, people hate cops and you'll get alot of shit. Just deal with it and act like an asshole when necessary.

[Empire]

Literally, just walking around and making sure there aren't any problems - if there are, we just call it in. We aren't police or anything. We have no authority.

Like what type of problems.(mainly)
-Because anyone can "call in" problems, even if you aren't 18.

Talking neighborhood patrol? Parking? What?

[radnomguywfq3]

Like what type of problems.(mainly)
-Because anyone can "call in" problems, even if you aren't 18.

Talking neighborhood patrol? Parking? What?

ANYTHING WE SEE THAT IS IN VIOLATION OF OUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE LAW.

IT GOES TO HQ THEN THEY DETERMINE IF THEY SHOULD CALL SECURITY

/DAUM

[Empire]

ANYTHING WE SEE THAT IS IN VIOLATION OF OUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE LAW.

IT GOES TO HQ THEN THEY DETERMINE IF THEY SHOULD CALL SECURITY

/DAUM

SECURITY? NOT THE POLICE?

So your a volunteer "mall cop"?????

[radnomguywfq3]

SECURITY? NOT THE POLICE?

So your a volunteer "mall cop"?????

THEY DETERMINE IF IT GOES TO THE SECURITY OR THE POLICE.

THE POLICE TAKE LIKE TEN - SIXTEEN MINUTES TO GET THERE SO WE HAVE TO PRIORITIZE

Our office is in the mall, but we patrol a specified safe region of the guildford area. We're not supposed to go near the mall.

[Empire]

THEY DETERMINE IF IT GOES TO THE SECURITY OR THE POLICE.

THE POLICE TAKE LIKE TEN - SIXTEEN MINUTES TO GET THERE SO WE HAVE TO PRIORITIZE

Our office is in the mall, but we patrol a specified safe region of the guildford area. We're not supposed to go near the mall.

And you don't get paid?

Dude, your a fucking douchebag. I'd throw my shit at you too.

What asshole reports people as volunteer work?

[radnomguywfq3]

And you don't get paid?

Dude, your a fucking douchebag. I'd throw my shit at you too.

What asshole reports people as volunteer work?

People who need hours to graduate from HS. Also it looks good if you apply as a police officer (Which is my backup career)

[Empire]

People who need hours to graduate from HS. Also it looks good if you apply as a police officer (Which is my backup career)

People hate ticket cops, and your making their job easier.

No offense bro, but your job is "asshole". People do that shit to you not so much that you "deserve" it, but because you chose to do it.

-__- tickets and shit are just another way the government steals from its people.

[radnomguywfq3]

People hate ticket cops, and your making their job easier.

No offense bro, but your job is "asshole". People do that shit to you not so much that you "deserve" it, but because you chose to do it.

-__- tickets and shit are just another way the government steals from its people.

We don't do tickets. We don't even have the power to do that kinda stuff. Dude, we don't call stupid stuff like that in. If someone tells us to, we have to otherwise we make ourselves look bad.

It's more like finding drug needles in playgrounds.

[Empire]

We don't do tickets. We don't even have the power to do that kinda stuff. Dude, we don't call stupid stuff like that in.

Really? So you call what in?

[radnomguywfq3]

Really? So you call what in?

Drugs laying around where kids could get close to them. Public fights where kids could get hurt. Stolen vehicles (We check the license plats.) Walk through public buildings, that sort of stuff.

The problem is, that's not the first impression we give people.

[Empire]

Drugs laying around where kids could get close to them. Public fights where kids could get hurt. Stolen vehicles (We check the license plats.) Walk through public buildings, that sort of stuff.

The problem is, that's not the first impression we give people.

-.-

You give the impression of ticket cop, duh.