Originally Posted by
Forrest Gumpert.
Okay, imagine you're just sitting there, and then all of a sudden, you see a giant cock. You think, "Fuck, I'm going to have to suck this thing." It's heading straight for your mouth. But, at the last second, it stops, and you sigh out of relief. Then, the cock goes up a little and stabs you in the eye. And it keeps stabbing you in the eye over and over and over until your eye falls out. Then it goes around inside your ass, where it lays uncomfortably for a few hours.
That's what playing HoN is like.
Also a good explanation for using Macs.