Bernard (12-31-2012)
Beware, these jokes are pretty fucked up. They're all dark humor.
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What is the different between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.
You think your job is bad?
I work at the toys r' us return desk at connecticut.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
John worked on the 20th floor of the twin towers. What was the last thing going through his mind when the building collapsed?
The 21st floor.
I don't get it, it was just a minor shooting?
Get it? Minor shooting? connecticut.
Apparently the guy heard the news wrong. The double xp weekend today was for NUKETown
Not newton. connecticut.
Last edited by radnomguywfq3; 12-31-2012 at 03:37 AM.
There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
Bernard (12-31-2012)
MY GOD. THESE JOKES FILL ME WITH SUCH WARMTH AND LAUGHTER. I'm so fucked up.
Hahaha ...
Oh these are soo Good
But soo Offensive ,,
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I'm sorry i didn't laugh on any of them , still need English improvement.
I didn't find any of them offensive, but i giggled a bit.
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personally i love this 1
John worked on the 20th floor of the twin towers. What was the last thing going through his mind when the building collapsed?
The 21st floor.
There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
Hahahha genius!
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What was the last thing that went through a persons head after jumping down the WTC ?
Their feet.
Yea my english sucks
lol at the last one
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these jokes are disrespectful
Get your ass on msn jetagay