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[patoasus54]

I was bored af so I said to my self lets teach some virgins to get that taco.
I was doing some research.I went into zie matrix so i could find zie top pick up lines.
If you want more donate 50 to my paypal so i can atleast get me some pornhub premium.

 

You are almost as hot as my mom.

How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!

You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

 

You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.

Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!

There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus

I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!

I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.

Smile, if you want to have sex with me.

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.

 

You look like my mom!

I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.

You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like

I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…

But really dont use zie pick up lines.Zie sausage will hurt in 1 week.