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Reply With QuoteWill only work if shes not an 0815 BitchOriginally Posted by s8n.
Tell her how you feel. Don't be shy.
Hopefully everything goes well.
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04-28-2013 #31Synthetic Hacker
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Tell her how you feel. Don't be shy.
Hopefully everything goes well.
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04-28-2013 #32MPGH Expert
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>top lel much crack many get so download wow Originally Posted by Jabberwo0ck
Ccman has gone too low. I've known for a long time he was sneaky. Originally Posted by uNrEaL
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04-28-2013 #33Newbie
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this is a better one
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04-28-2013 #34Expert Member
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I would tell you to rape her like most posters did...but since you're looking for a relationship.. chain her in your home basement... she will grow fond of your cock every time you meet her there... till one day she will eat you alive starting with your penis.
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04-28-2013 #35Banned
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I lol'd Originally Posted by CorssaKov
I would tell you to rape her like most posters did...but since you're looking for a relationship.. chain her in your home basement... she will grow fond of your cock every time you meet her there... till one day she will eat you alive starting with your penis.
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04-28-2013 #36MPGH God II
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First off, you don't ask advice on how to get girls on a forum filled with 14-16 year olds that havn't even touched a girl in there life yet :/
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Best advice ever, i do say so myself. Originally Posted by CorssaKov
I would tell you to rape her like most posters did...but since you're looking for a relationship.. chain her in your home basement... she will grow fond of your cock every time you meet her there... till one day she will eat you alive starting with your penis.
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04-28-2013 #37I aint afraid of no ghosts
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Looks just like her! Originally Posted by Nikoteen
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Is she constipated? Anyways go up to her and say this "I want your sugar walls" then just walk away.
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It is spelled retarded not retarted, so yes. You should feel retarded. Originally Posted by _Cyan_
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Does she even know you that well?
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This post should win a fucking nobel. Originally Posted by Nikoteen
OT: Be nice with her you dickhead. You may be popular now at school but you'll probably be a loser when you grow up.
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04-28-2013 #42Tree of Life
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Veronika Originally Posted by Vice-Versa
Meh girl I like is a lot hotter.
@anusforce saw it.
"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins Originally Posted by Extravagant
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
Originally Posted by Lehsyrus
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04-28-2013 #43MPGH Corporate Stoner
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Indeed. Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666
Veronika
I told you? 
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04-28-2013 #44Keeper of Porra
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She's ugly.
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04-28-2013 #45Tree of Life
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Uh sort of? Originally Posted by Vice-Versa
Indeed. I told you?
You wouldn't link me to her MPGH profile"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins Originally Posted by Extravagant
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
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