Sorry folks! It was merely an April Fools joke. Please don't threaten us or send me hatemail.
URGENT: Attention all MPGH Members
We discovered a significant issue with the current forum setup for MPGH. Our forum was mis-configured improperly such that all staff members were able to access our private MPGH Bank section, which has all credentials for our website's Bank Accounts, Paypal, Bitcoin, Amazon GC, and other money pools. It appears that this section had been accessible for at least 5+ years, without our knowledge, and no staff member reported to us this mis-configuration in the last 5+ years it was accessible. Due to this breach of trust, we have decided to suspend all MPGH staff member positions outside of Global Moderator or higher, permanently.
As for the MPGH Bank section, we have tallied up that due to this access, hundreds of thousands of dollars were siphoned out of the MPGH Bank fund, which paid for our expensive beowulf cluster servers that cost $5,000-$8,000 monthly. Due to this significant loss of capital gathered over years, we are unable to determine if we are able to host MPGH for the forseeable future. We have contacted the FBI in hopes to recover the lost funds, and track down the staff member who stole our money.
Our suspected thief has been narrowed down one of these members, and all of them have been dishonorably removed from their staff positions:
NormenJaydenFBI
FanticSteal
akim14
Batman
Boombox
Chester
Cursed
DarkLordXYZ
krazyshank
lpmcgee12
Nik
Paralyze
Psychotic
Raple
rwby
Saboteur
sir jblover
Smoke
Sylar
Rotmgstd
yulu
ZectixV1
[These Former Staff members may appear as staff still due to our forum cache. Do not trust them if they attempt to trade with you.]
Any attempt to contact one of these members through any form of communication, or acknowledging one of them will lead to an instant, non-reversible, and permanent ban and IP ban. This falls under direct treason.
We are now hiring Global Moderators. Click here to apply!
Thank you for your cooperation and all the best,
MPGH Staff