Got jizz on my touchpad

now my mac touchpad keeps doing weird shit
idk if i should take it 2 the apple store just incase they find my jizz inside the fucking touchpad and stuff
help pls

Who the hell jizzes on their touchpad..

Using an Apple was your first mistake.
Jizzing on your fucking computer was your second.

Originally Posted by Color

Who the hell jizzes on their touchpad..

hi
it was on my knees kinda
and it like flew up and went all on my touhcpad
i had 2 go out so i did a quick clean up
i come home and its fucked

Originally Posted by Aborted

Using an Apple was your first mistake.
Jizzing on your fucking computer was your second.

i make mistakes
now i need help to fix mistakes

1) does it smell
2) is it that bad of a problem
3) do you not have applecare

if you answered yes to any of those:
dont bring it in
otherwise, go ahead and fix it

Originally Posted by Horizon4

1) does it smell
2) is it that bad of a problem
3) do you not have applecare

if you answered yes to any of those:
dont bring it in
otherwise, go ahead and fix it

1) smell a bit if u put ur nose up 2 it
but odesnt smell like jizz
more like the shit u use 2 make it easier
2) not rly can be
3) yes i have applecare

Originally Posted by Sheep

1) smell a bit if u put ur nose up 2 it
but odesnt smell like jizz
more like the shit u use 2 make it easier
2) not rly can be
3) yes i have applecare

you fucking answered it as if it was ok but not ok

i guess that you have applecare you gotta be lucky that the technicians dont smell it or you can give one AIDS by accident.
but regardless go ahead and fix it

just clean it with a cloth..

my only question is why is there semen on your computer anyways
jesus horrible aim much

Originally Posted by Horizon4

you fucking answered it as if it was ok but not ok

i guess that you have applecare you gotta be lucky that the technicians dont smell it or you can give one AIDS by accident.
but regardless go ahead and fix it

ill do that if it complete stop work

Originally Posted by OscR

just clean it with a cloth..

its liek inside

Originally Posted by Grizzly

my only question is why is there semen on your computer anyways
jesus horrible aim much

fight me

im having trouble seeing how you cum on the touchpad. like the keyboard i see kinda. touchpad seems difficult unless you have your penis aimed down right at it. seriously wtf m8. better of been a good fappin'

Originally Posted by koolguyy

im having trouble seeing how you cum on the touchpad. like the keyboard i see kinda. touchpad seems difficult unless you have your penis aimed down right at it. seriously wtf m8. better of been a good fappin'

it shot into the sky and came down like rain n stuff

How the fuck did you get semen on your touchpad.

He thought his Laptop is his GF ... Only explanation .

Originally Posted by Jvk

How the fuck did you get semen on your touchpad.

FOR TTE 10th time
It was raining my semen

Originally Posted by Janitor

He thought his Laptop is his GF ... Only explanation .

I would never cheat on my right hand like that

Got jizz on my touchpad

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